Open Water (Chris Kentis, 2003)

“Honey, I hate to tell you this, but swim or not, we’re going where the current decides.”

From cradle to grave, chance exerts a dramatic influence over our lives, however much we pretend to have control of our own destiny. It’s frightening to think that just a moment of dumb luck can, without warning, irrevocably derail a lifetime’s worth of striving. Such thoughts are best put in the back of the mind, but some films bring them front and center and force us to dwell upon them. Psycho is one such film. If not for the ill-timed appearance of a heavy rainstorm, Marion would not have turned off the wrong exit and ended up in the shower of room #1 of the Bates motel. Irreversible is another. If Alex had not left the party unexpectedly early without her boyfriend she would not have met her sadistic rapist in the alleyway. Open Water is a third. If the married couple, Susan and Daniel, hadn’t made last-minute changes to their vacation plans due to circumstances beyond their control (or, for that matter, if the crew of their expedition boat hadn’t botched the headcount) they would not have found themselves stranded without food or water in the middle of shark-infested waters. Marion, Alex, and Susan and Daniel were victimized by the vagaries of chance – just as any one of us could be at any moment. “Swim or not, we’re going where the current decides,” Daniel rightly tells Susan, not appreciating that his words carry a deeper meaning beyond the current situation.

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Open Water begins uneventfully, with Susan and David going about their banal, everyday activities before embarking on that ill-fated scuba diving expedition. They drive their car, talk on their cell phones, work on their laptops, brush their teeth, snuggle in bed, etc, blissfully unaware that they will shortly come face to face with the callous indifference of nature. This contrast between their ordinary day-to-day existence and the unimaginable horror that befalls them shrinks the gulf between “civilization” and “nature”, reminding us that no matter how insulated we think we are from nature, in truth, we are, always have been, and always will be merely a part of nature, and its potential victim. From the relatively secure vantage point of “civilization” we sometimes forget that the natural world is brutal, dangerous, deadly and utterly unconcerned with human well-being. Susan and Daniel are about to be reminded.

Shot entirely on the open sea using hand-held digital photography, natural lighting, and actual backdrops, Open Water drips with authenticity. Nothing in the film is computer generated, including the sharks - real wild sharks in their natural habitat pressed into moviemaking service with strategically tossed chum, much to the unease of the actors who were performing without the protection of a cage. None of the sharks, it’s probably safe to say, was nicknamed “Bruce.”

The film’s visual realism is matched by its behavioral plausibility. Credible dialogue, believable situations, and convincing performances by unknowns Blanchard Ryan and Daniel Travis ensure there’s never a moment that doesn’t ring completely true, never a moment when we doubt that this is precisely how these people would behave as their ordeal steadily progresses from mild annoyance to abject terror.

At first, Susan and Daniel aren’t too concerned about getting left behind. A bit perturbed, sure, but they’re confident that the boat will eventually turn around and pick them up. It’s too early to think the unthinkable, and so the conversation is mundane, even a little lighthearted.

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Susan: Daniel, did you just pee?
Daniel: Yep
Susan: You’re so disgusting!
Daniel: You said you were a little cold.

But as morning turns to early afternoon their situation grows more worrisome, especially after the first shark sighting – a glimpse of what looks like a fin pops up out of the undulating waterline. But it disappears back under the water again so quickly they aren’t sure what it was.

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Susan: Daniel, was that a shark?
Daniel: I don’t know. I think it was a dolphin.
Susan: No, it wasn’t a dolphin, because if it was you’d be over there playing with it.

As the hours pass the grim reality of their situation sinks in. There’s no sign of help. They have nothing to eat or drink. They’re getting colder by the minute. The ocean, which just a few hours earlier had seemed like a harmless source of fun and adventure, turns against them, becoming a vast and unforgiving death trap utterly indifferent to their fate. Worst of all, the shark sightings get frequent and decidedly unambiguous.

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Susan: What kind [of sharks] are they?
Daniel: Big ones.
Susan (clinging to Daniel): Are they gone? Oh God, I don’t know what’s worse, seeing them or not seeing them.
Daniel: Seeing them.

Emotions soon get the better of them. Feeling frustrated and helpless, Daniel lets loose with a primal scream, cursing not the fates but “those incompetent fuckers” who left them in the middle of nowhere. Susan, meanwhile, retreats into an incommunicative shell and gives Daniel the “silent treatment.”

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Daniel: So, now we’ve entered the no talking phase, huh? Could you maybe answer one last question: has this somehow over the hours become my fault?
Susan: Let’s just drop it.

Of course, Daniel can’t drop it and before long they start casting blame on each other, proving that petty husband and wife spats persist even in life-and-death situations:

Daniel: You believe what you wanna believe, but I know for certain that we were in the right spot.
Susan : It’s not just a matter of being in the right spot, it’s being there on time.
Daniel : We were on time!
Susan: Do we always have to cut it so close. For God’s sake, would it kill us for just once to stay with the group? We always have to do everything differently than everyone else. God, we shouldn’t have spent so much time with that goddamn eel!

Daniel: Do you have any idea how idiotic that sounds?
Susan: Oh, so now I’m an idiot?

Susan: We are where we are, aren’t we?
Daniel : Yes, because of me.

Susan: You refused to swim. My God, there were boats all around us and you refused. And, now look around us, we’re stuck in the middle of the ocean with nobody!

Daniel: The only reason we are even out here in the first place is because of your fucking job. If it were not for your job, we would not have thrown our plans out the window, rushed around at the last minute and settled on this fucking trip!

Susan gets the last word, as is her woman’s prerogative.

Susan: I wanted to go skiing!

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Nature doesn’t give a fuck whose fault it was, which is why the tiff doesn’t last long. Soon Susan and Daniel are clinging to each other again. They can’t afford to drift apart, literally or figuratively. On land they’d be having makeup sex. Here they can only offer declarations of love and empty reassurances:

Susan: I love you
Daniel: I love you. We’re gonna be fine.

The sharks are unmoved by these touching sentiments, and when one of them takes a big chunk out of Daniel’s leg it’s clear that the loving couple is a long way from being fine. The situation, in fact, turns dire. Daniel used to watch “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel, but learning about shark attacks from the comfort and security of his living room hasn’t prepared him for this firsthand experience, and not surprisingly he reacts with horrified disbelief.

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Daniel: This can’t be happening. How can this be happening? I think I’m bitten by a shark! [The overhead shot of blood pooling around the couple removes all doubt]. We can actually be eaten alive by sharks out here. My God!!

Now it’s Susan’s turn to offer false reassurances.

Susan: It’s not that bad. You’re gonna be fine, okay? Shhhhh. You’re gonna have a nice scar to show your friends and that’s it.

Reality begs to differ. And reality is never wrong. Reality never lies.

There’s no hope for Susan and David. Blind chance brought them here; pitiless nature finishes them off.

As Daniel’s lifeblood drains out of him the conditions are set for one of the most horrifying scenes of modern cinema:

The sun disappears behind the horizon. A storm gathers. Thunder rumbles. Intermittent flashes of lightning supply the only illumination in the pitch black night. Exhausted and cold, bleeding and alone, the terrified couple drifts aimlessly in the vast, unforgiving ocean with nowhere safe to turn, ravenous sharks circling them. In a last, futile bid for deliverance, Daniel recites the Lord’s Prayer:

Daniel: Our Father, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done…

As if mocking his pleas, the heavens respond with an ear-splitting crash of thunder. A flash of lighting reveals the monsters of the deep. Hell below them, above them only sky.

Susan: Oh, God, please.

Not even Jaws reaches such sheer existential dread. By morning it’s all over. Traumatized beyond repair, Susan clings to Daniel’s corpse, then gently kisses him and lets him go. In seconds his body is consumed by sharks in a feeding freezing. Resigned to her fate Susan submerges herself - she prefers drowning to being eaten alive. The ocean swallows her and she’s gone, joining Daniel in a watery grave. The beautiful blue sea keeps rolling along as if nothing horrific has happened. The heavens peer down mutely. The sun shines on indifferently. It is, after all, just another insignificant episode in the never-ending story of earthly suffering.

Nigel Tufnel Day

It’s 11/11/11 - Happy Nigel Tufnel Day! Celebrate by watching This Is Spinal Tap, one of the all-time great comedies.

Beneath the Earth Film Festival Revisited

The winners of this year’s Beneath the Earth Film Festival were announced on 10/31, and although I didn’t see completely eye to eye with my fellow jurors (or with the audience for that matter), the selections were generally solid. Here, then, are the winners of the 2011 festival:

Best Film - Photographs
Audience Award - After Ever After
Best Cinematography - #OMGIMTRENDING
Best Editing - It’s Natural to Be Afraid
Best Screenplay - Photographs
Best Soundtrack - Photographs

Congrats to all the winners!

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Photographs was a labor of love for co-directors Brendan Clogher and Christina “Kiki” Manrique. First, they had reams of painstaking preliminary work to do, which included meticulously planning each shot; making thousands of drawings; and constructing detailed storyboards. The animatics alone took several months to complete. Only then – when everything was just right – did the actual animation begin. To get a sense of the scope of the work involved, consider this: Clogher began the project when he was a student at Loyola Marymount University; by the time he finished it, a year and a half later, he had graduated and was working as a storyboard revisionist for the WB. The time and effort put into making this modest 6-minute film serve as a testament to C&M’s dedication to their craft; they must be tremendously satisfied to have all their hard work recognized here at the Beneath the Earth Film Festival.

If after watching Photographs you’re wondering why the film’s sole character inhabits a ghost town, here’s your answer: according to Clogher, “Kiki only wanted to have to animate one character”, which was a way for the young animators to simplify what promised to be a difficult and time-consuming project. Placing their lone character in an empty town not only spared C&M from having to animate the interactions of multiple characters but also allowed them to dispense with dialogue and thus completely eliminate the need for lip-synching and voice work. As a result, the soundtrack, like the visuals, is pared down to the bone, consisting only of a few basic sound effects, an original musical cue, and some ready-made library music. (Photographs won for Best Soundtrack, but I think that honor should have gone to Sharfik, whose fine original score and inventive sound design put most of the other films in the festival to shame.)

The film’s appeal obviously lies in its heartstring-yanking story centering on an elderly woman wandering around some post-apocalyptic wasteland. Rummaging through some garbage one day, said woman finds a camera and immediately starts snapping pictures of herself at various locations that hold a special place in her heart - a schoolyard playground, a restaurant, and, most meaningful of all, a hilltop gazebo. Her reason for doing so becomes apparent in the film’s tear-jerking conclusion: standing at a shrine dedicated to those from her irretrievably lost past, she tacks the new photos next to older ones that show her at those same places interacting with other people. Her pensive gaze is drawn above all to a wedding photo showing her younger self joyfully embracing her long lost lover by that hilltop gazebo.

The film should end there. The scene, which imparts a strong sense of what the Japanese call mono-no-aware (the wistful recognition of the transience of all things), is emotionally complete. The poignancy of the moment has peaked. No more needs to be said. The sentimental point has been made. Then Clogher nearly ruins the moment by unnecessarily underlining the sentiments: first the woman steps away from the shrine and forlornly looks at her wedding ring – yeah, we get it, she’s sad and lonely; then the camera pulls away from the house, travels up the hill to that oh-so-empty gazebo, and finally comes to rest smack-dab at the intersection where maudlin meets sentimentality.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m a heartless motherfucker.

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The Audience Award went to After Ever After, a drama about a recently dumped copywriter named Sidney. I liked the two-and-a-half minute opening montage sequence, which depicts the course of Sidney’s doomed relationship entirely through snippets of dialogue and flashes of imagery. But overall the film just wasn’t to my taste. In the opening scene, brokenhearted Sidney sits in a bar crying in his beer to the one person who’ll listen: the bartender. Not that the bartender wants to listen to his whining, mind you. She has to. She’s stuck there with him and tries to express her patent disinterest as politely as possible, telling Sidney “I’m not apathetic. I just hear this too often… Please realize that your situation isn’t so different.” Happily for the bartender Sidney soon goes away; we viewers aren’t so lucky. For the next 25 minutes we’re forced to step into the shoes of that I’ve-heard-it-all-before-and-if-I-hear-it-again-I’ll-yank-out your-tongue bartender and tag along with Sydney as he goes step by interminable step through the alleged four stages of heartbreak – or, as the film’s overwritten tagline puts it “the four phases of mental instability following an infatuated relationship’s breakup.”

So, yeah, it’s competently made, but the bottom line *for me* is that I just couldn’t muster much empathy for the insufferable protagonist. But what do I know? It won the Audience Award via Facebook votes, so it must be good.

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My favorite film of the festival, #OMGIMTRENDING, deservedly won for Best Cinematography. I think it should have won for Best Editing too. (The elliptical editing of It’s Natural to Be Afraid struck me as showy and exhibitionistic, serving no discernible purpose other than to obscure a nonsensical story about a grieving man who moves on with his life after heroically taking a bullet egg for a damsel in distress.)

#OMGIMTRENDING was directed and edited by Jorge Enrique Ponce, who fully understands that good film comedy depends as much on the timing of the editing as it does on the timing of the performers. Take, for example, an amusing moment from the diner scene at the 6:25 minute point of the film. Fletch, Wanda, Dusty, Smooch and Murdoch are chatting in a booth when the conversation turns to the picture Fletch took of the pink unicorn that stole his beloved fixie:

Fletch: Did you see the pic I uploaded?

Wanda: That messy attempt at a picture?

Murdoch: Looks like a homeless Fredo.

At this point Smooch, whose eyes rarely stray from his iPhone, interjects to inform everyone that Fletch just got ten new Twitter followers because of that photo. The gang is incredulous:

Wanda: What?

Fletch: What?

Murdoch: What?

Ponce then gets a laugh by breaking the established pattern. We expect Dusty to follow suit by also saying “what” to Smooch, but instead Ponce reverses course and cuts to Dusty responding not to Smooch’s comment but to Murdoch’s earlier “homeless Fredo” comment.

Dusty: What’s a homeless Fredo?

The comic effect is achieved (partly) by the timing of the cutting – it’s funny because it surprises us, it violates our expectations. Compare that amusing bit to this one from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World:

Ramona is greeted by Scott as she enters the club:

Scott: “Hey, you totally came.”

Ramona: Yes, I did totally come.

A few seconds later Scott’s sister, Stacey, introduces herself to Ramona:

Stacey: Please excuse my brother, he’s chronically enfeebled. I’m Stacey.

Ramona: “Hey”

Stacey then introduces Ramona to Wallace, Scott’s gay roommate:

Stacey: This is Wallace, his roommate.

Wallace: “Hey”

Then she introduces Ramona to her boyfriend, Jimmy:

Stacey: This is my boyfriend, Jimmy.

We expect the established pattern to continue with Jimmy saying “Hey” to Ramona, but instead Wright cuts back to Wallace seductively saying “Hey” - to Jimmy!

The same comic principle – the element of surprise - is at work in both scenes, which rely on the timing of the editing to achieve the desired effect. I don’t know the extent to which Ponce consciously modeled his scene on this one from Scott Pilgrim, but consciously or not, he has learned his lessons well. At the very least he has the good sense to “borrow” from the best.

Now take a look at another moment from that same diner scene. To set this one up it’s important to note that Murdoch, Wanda, and Smooch sit on one side of the table and Fletch and Dusty sit on the other side. Ponce establishes a shot/reverse shot pattern and rigorously adheres to it throughout the scene, cutting back and forth between the characters as they talk to each other across the table. As the scene progresses, you’ll notice that, except in an early establishing shot, Murdoch, Wanda, and Smooch never appear together in the same frame. Instead, Ponce insistently employs only one-shots and two-shots (mostly two-shots) - a series of medium close-ups of Murdoch and Wanda, or Wanda and Smooch, or any one of the three alone, but never the three of them together in a shot.

But, again, Ponce breaks the pattern for comic effect. The pay-off comes at the 8:17 minute point of the film: a three-shot of Murdoch, Wanda, and Smooch - together at last after more than three minutes of persistent one-shots and two-shots. It occurs right after Fletch, now tragically without his fixie, broaches the subject of public transportation.

Fletch: Will you help me find my fixie?

Wanda: Sure. Are you riding your fixie?

Fletch (exasperated): My fixie got stolen!

Wanda: Right. So, are you, like, walking?

Fletch: I guess I’ll take…public trans…por…tation.

Now we cut to the aforementioned three-shot, showing the now-speechless hipster trio looking at Fletch with utter bewilderment, shocked that he would even consider suffering the indignity of travelling by public transportation. That, my friends, is imaginative editing.

The other two films in the festival I haven’t mentioned are:

2 Ambassadors – a “mockumentary” about two ignorant Dutch advertisers who plan to make a commercial about maternal death in Africa. Although little more than a series of sketches loosely connected by a plot involving one of the advertisers impregnating a local woman, the film is undeniably funny.

Chase, in Prose – a middling thriller about a horror writer whose in-progress novel undergoes a discernible softening when he falls in love – much to the chagrin of his greedy, diabolical agent. Tragedy predictably ensues.

beneath the earth film festival

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Several months ago I was invited to be a member of the Grand Jury on this year’s Beneath the Earth Film Festival. My first reaction was, do I really want to be on a Grand Jury that would have me as a member? I mean, it’s not as if I’m a professional film critic; I’m just some obscure blogger who’s seen an unholy shitload of films and occasionally scribbles down some observations about them. My second reaction was, Yeah, okay, what the hell? So despite my less than impeccable credentials, I accepted the invitation and now find myself sharing judging duties with the likes of Variety’s senior film critic Marc Graser and Oscar-nominated actress Gabourey Sadibe. Which is pretty cool. It’s exciting to be involved in the process of discovering new talent. And be assured: I’ve taken my duties as a juror seriously. The seven short films constituting the Official Selection were presented to us on 10/15 and I spent a good part of the past week watching and re-watching them, jotting down notes, and reflecting on them, before rendering final judgment and casting my votes on 10/22.

While online film festivals are unlikely to supplant Cannes and its ilk any time soon, they do provide an excellent format for promoting the work of aspiring young filmmakers, which is precisely the intent behind the Beneath the Earth Film Festival - to dig up, so to speak, “underground” films that wouldn’t otherwise see the light of day and present them to the online film community. (The online format also happens to be ideal for those of us who rarely roam beyond the confines of our natural habitat: the living room. Spared the hassle of traveling to some distant location, such as, say, a local movie theater, we can simply watch the films in the privacy of our own homes, without being distracted by pain in the ass fellow cinemagoers.)

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Now that the voting is closed to jurors, I don’t mind revealing that my favorite film of the festival is Jorge Enrique Ponce’s amusing, affectionate lampoon of the social media culture, #OMGIMTRENDING. At the tender age of twenty-five, Ponce is already a remarkably assured filmmaker with a strong visual sense and a knack for writing memorably quirky dialogue (the hipster lingo the characters continually spout, though occasionally overly affected, generally outdoes Cody Diablo at her own game; I’m still chuckling over lines like, “I heard on the clothesline that there’s an after-after-party after the after-party”), while his talented cast of young unknowns works so well together you get the sense that their characters really know and interact with each other even off-screen. (The entire ensemble is excellent but if I had to single out any one of them it would be Olivia Harewood, whose expert comic timing is very much on display; I particularly love the drawn-out emphasis she puts on the word “walking” during the hilarious diner scene.)

It must be said that Ponce hasn’t yet completely broken free from the clutches of his cinematic influences (which are legion, but more on that another time). He’s still searching for his own pink unicorn. Which is okay, he’s still young. Give him time. The bottom line is that despite being pretty derivative, #OMGIMTRENDING is an outstanding effort that’s genuinely F.T.W. - fun to watch. I’ll go out on a limb here and predict that we’ll be hearing from Ponce even more forcefully in the future.

(I polled two of my nephews who are around the same age as those in the film for their reaction to #OMGIMTRENDING: one of them said it was “the best film I’ve seen in a while”, the other found it “unwatchable” due to the pseudohip dialogue. I understand his complaint; I hated Juno for the selfsame reason. But for whatever reason, the hipster dialogue worked for me here. I found it funny rather than off-putting.)

But enough of my yappin’. More to come after the winners are announced on 10/31. For now, you be the judge. Please check out all seven films here and cast your own vote.

The Tree of Life (Terrence Malick, 2011)

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The Tree of Life begins, fittingly enough, with a quote from the Almighty Himself:

“Where were you when I laid the foundation of the earth? When the morning stars sang together and all the sons of God shouted for joy?”

The reason for the quote, which is from the Book of Job, becomes apparent within the opening minutes of The Tree of Life which, like the Book of Job, presents itself as a meditation on, if not an answer to, the problem of evil, one of the great paradoxes of theism: Given the existence of evil, how is it possible that “God is great and God is good?” This is the perplexing question that haunts the film’s protagonist, Jack O’Brien, played as an adult by a very glum looking Sean Penn. He’s haunted most by the tragic death of his younger brother, R.L., and the anguish it has caused his near-angelic mother, known only as Mrs. O’Brien. Why should his beloved mother, a good Christian who lives her life according to the dictates of “Grace”, have to suffer so? Anxious to reconcile his belief in a perfectly good God with the seemingly gratuitous suffering in the world, Jack embarks on a personal, introspective quest for ultimate meaning. The Tree of Life is that quest, a spiritual journey through time that takes Jack from the present to the very origins of the universe, from his formative years growing up in the suburbs of Texas in the 50s to his ultimate destiny on the “shores of eternity.”

Part 1 - The Creation of the Universe

Move aside Science Fiction, Terrence Malick has invented a new cinematic genre: Creation Science Fiction. Just before Malick creates the universe, Mrs. O’Brien, after receiving the devastating news about the death of R.L., whispers to the heavens, “Lord, why? Where were you?”, and He, that is Malick, responds with His celebrated creation sequence, which is nothing less than the cinematic visualization of God’s words to Job:

“Where were you when I laid the foundation of the earth? When the morning stars sang together and all the sons of God shouted for joy?”

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Job is a good man, a righteous man, yet he’s beset by a series of calamities. First, all of his possessions are destroyed. Then his children are killed. Finally, he’s stricken with dreadful boils. He seeks answers from God. Why should such calamity have befallen him? Why does God permit the righteous to suffer? Why does He allow evil to exist? The above quote is God’s answer - which is, of course, no answer at all. Actually, the quote is just the beginning of God’s long-winded, two chapter non-response to Job’s pleadings. For those tormented by “the silence” of God, I would simply point you to chapters 38 & 39 of the Book of Job. True, it takes 37 chapters of Job’s bellyaching to get a word out of Him, but once He deigns to speak to Job, once He gets to talking, there’s just no shutting His all-powerful pie hole.

And yet, for all His omnipotent huffing and omniscient puffing, He never gets around to actually answering Job’s concerns in a meaningful way. Instead, He gets upset at Job for having the temerity to question His ways, telling Job to “man up” (”gird up now thy loins like a man”) and then pointing out, rather petulantly, all the amazing things He can do that Job can’t, all the wondrous things He knows that Job doesn’t. By the time He’s finished boasting the message is clear: Job, from his absurdly limited perspective, can’t possibly comprehend God’s Will. Basically, God says to Job, and I’m paraphrasing The Almighty here: “I shall ask the questions here! Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? Thou wast nowhere!! Canst thou send lightning bolts? Thou canst not!! Where is the way where light dwelleth? Huh? Tell Me! Ha! Thou doth not knoweth the way!! Where doth thou get offeth asking Me questions? Thou are too sloweth on the uptaketh to comprehend My greatness, so just shuteth the fuck up!!”

But notice that God doesn’t answer Job’s question: Why? Why does an omnibenevolent God permit evil? The problem is that God, by dint of his omnipotence, is incriminated whenever evil rears its head. All around the world, at this very moment, innocent children are suffering and dying from ghastly diseases. Some may be old enough to send heartfelt prayers to God for deliverance. Perhaps they’re asking only that He help ease their pain a little. But He remains mute and passive, allowing countless children to die in agony each day. I would ask, isn’t this horror gratuitous? What grand plan could possible justify such heartlessness? Would you stand by passively if a suffering child were pleading to you for help? I’m guessing not. And yet our supposedly “perfectly good” God does just that on a daily basis. Why? That is Job’s question to God in the Book of Job, and it is Mrs. O’Brien’s question to God in The Tree of Life.

“Lord, why? Where were you?”

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It’s the same question that theologians have been pondering for centuries. The answer is always the same: God works in mysterious ways. His will is inscrutable to us mere mortals. All we can do is trust in Him that one day it will all make sense. For some of us this answer is woefully inadequate, for it merely hides the problem of evil behind a veil of incomprehensibility. Yet this is God’s non-answer to Job in the Book of Job and, make no mistake, it is also Malick’s non-answer to us in The Tree of Life. In the Book of Job, God talks about when He “laid the foundations of the earth.” In The Tree of Life, Malick does God one better: He shows us the foundations being laid.

But Malick’s “creation of the universe” sequence seems wrongheaded from the beginning. We don’t know yet if the world will end with a bang or a whimper, but thanks to the world according to Terry Malick, we now know that it began with both a bang and a whimper - a Big Bang and maudlin whimper, that is. The Almighty tells us that “all the sons of God shouted for joy” when He created the universe, but when Malick re-creates the universe He commits a blatant act of sacrilege by completely changing the tone of the miraculous event: instead of a hymn of joy Malick gives us a sad lament, piping in Zbigniew Preisner’s Lacrimosa, whose bewailing soprano seems to be shedding tears on behalf of all humanity. This mournful music seems oddly out of place accompanying the Big Bang. Isn’t it a bit premature to be weeping already?

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Presumably, for Malick, human suffering - Jack’s, Mrs. O’Brien’s, yours, mine - resonates back to the beginning of time, and so He, that is Malick, invites us to cry with Him in our collective beer. Now, this is Malick’s alternative creation myth and He can cry if He wants to, but this is my review and I can roll my eyes if I want to. Frankly, all this mawkish carrying on ruins, for this viewer at least, what should be a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring spectacle. To make matters worse, Mrs. O’Brien keeps interjecting whispered pleadings to God throughout the sequence - “Who are we to you? Answer me. We cry to you. Hear us”. How can one enjoy watching the spectacle when you’ve got some overwrought soprano wailing in one ear and grief-stricken Mrs. O’Brien whispering in the other? It was difficult keeping my eyes on the screen because they kept rolling.

Personally, I wouldn’t start shedding tears until billions of years after the Big Bang when complex life forms appeared and evolution by natural selection turned the earth into a killing ground. That’s when the unimaginable suffering began (ages before Homo sapiens arrived on the scene, by the way). Yeah, that I can weep over. But what does Malick do when life on earth appears? Once again he imposes his religious view of life on the audience by filling the soundtrack with sacred choral music, a trite, superfluous device intended to pump exaltation into the viewer, as if the sights and sounds of the formation of life alone weren’t sufficient to do that already.

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But it’s the lamentable dinosaur sequence that exposes just how far out of touch with reality Malick’s vision is. I refer, of course, to the scene where a large dinosaur, the recently discovered Malickosaurus, appears to take mercy on a smaller, helpless dinosaur. What is Malick thinking? One can only assume that this fleeting moment of pity is supposed to be an early example of “Grace” on earth, a foreshadowing, perhaps, of compassionate things to come. Nature red in tooth and claw is thus reduced to touchy-feely Disneyesque anthropomorphism, with the dinosaurs defanged and replaced with Mrs. O’Brien. It is, simply, a mind-bogglingly naïve scene that whitewashes the horrific reality and thus trivializes an eon’s worth of animal suffering.

“We think back with repugnance to that ancient biological prehuman scene whence we came; there no life was a sacred thing. There millions of years of pain went by without one moment of pity, not to speak of mercy”

Sir Charles Sherrington, Man on His Nature, 1940.

The asteroid strike that extinguishes the dinosaurs is presented matter-of-factly, from a distance, with little religious significance and not a hint of sadness. An entire species that ruled the earth for 160 million years is wiped out in one fell swoop and Malick isn’t moved to shed even a single tear for these doomed creatures. Why should he? After all, the extinction of the dinosaurs set the stage for the emergence of Homo sapiens, which according to Malick’s script is “the triumph of the earth, paragon of creatures, miracle of miracles, the crown and glory of creation.” Thus, Malick succumbs to the arrogant fantasy that God superintended the process of evolution with the ultimate purpose of producing Man.

Here, then, is the creation story Malick is proposing: God created the universe about 13.7 billion years ago with the Big Bang, and then He let it simmer and stew for a few billion years, allowing time for the formation of galaxies, one of which, the Milky Way galaxy, ultimately gave birth to our sun about 5 billion years ago and the earth roughly 4.6 billion years ago.

Question: Why did it take this omnipotent God billions of years to make the earth?
Answer: I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure He rested on Sundays.

A few million years later, the first simple, single-celled organisms appeared out of the primordial soup, setting in motion evolution by natural selection, which produced ever more complex creatures. Natural selection is, as far as one can tell, an utterly blind, uncomprehending process, whose pitiless “survival of the fittest” mechanism is responsible for hundreds of millions of years of inconceivable horror and violence, spilling the earth with blood and dispensing terror, pain, disease and death to its inhabitants.

Question: Why would an all-loving, perfectly good God superintend a process as seemingly cruel and merciless as natural selection? Why would He let the earth, His earth, degenerate into a slaughterhouse?
Answer: I don’t know. He just did. Maybe He’s a butcher by trade.

Dinosaurs eventually appeared and ruled the earth for 160 million years. But God was displeased with dinosaurs and did smite them with an asteroid.

Question: Why would God let dinosaurs rule the earth for millions of years just to kill them off? What was the point of the Jurassic period? What the hell was God thinking?
Answer: I don’t know. The Mind of God is incomprehensible to us. Maybe he allowed the Jurassic period so that Spielberg could make another exciting blockbuster.

Strangely, Malick doesn’t show any early hominids (unlike 2001: A Space Odyssey, to which this film is often glibly compared). No depiction of human evolution at all. No Homo erectus. No Neanderthal. Perhaps it’s best to forget that Neanderthals, those subhuman carnivorous brutes, interbred with “the paragon of creatures.” Perhaps it’s best to forget that Neanderthals were likely wiped off the face of the earth in a genocidal fury by “the crown and glory of creation.” Of course, it would be thousands of years before the one true God finally got around to letting us know He frowned on such behavior. Up to that time God, in His infinite wisdom, was apparently content to allow the human race to grope in the darkness and worship false gods. One wonders what happened to the souls of those poor benighted prehistoric humans. In any case, Neanderthals went extinct, like the dinosaurs before them, about 30,000 years ago.

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The poor dumb clod. He just missed being the crown and glory of Creation.

Question: Why did God create early hominids like Homo erectus and Neanderthal just to kill them off? Was he tinkering around, testing prototypes, before finally perfecting the design?
Answer: Not sure, maybe they were too hairy for his liking.

Question: Did the design process have to be so violent and deadly? What kind of God would conceive, engineer and implement such a scheme?
Answer: All I know is that God is perfectly good.

About 150,000-200,000 years ago it finally happened. God, at long last, perfected his design and Homo sapiens, the modern human, the crown and glory of creation appeared! This means that modern humans have existed for about .001% of the universe’s history, and that they’ve roamed the earth for about .004% of the earth’s history. The Almighty sure did take His time about it.

Question: What took so long for “the crown and glory of creation” to appear? What was the point of those first 13,699,850,000 years of nonsense before we, the “miracle of miracles,” finally arrived on the scene to worship and adore the Creator?
Answer: Just shut up.

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In The Tree of Life, the crown and glory of creation is represented by…Sean Penn. But he’s not a happy man. He is, in fact, consumed with existential angst. You can tell that from the glum look on his face. Also from the things he says. Jack, you see, has inherited his mother’s penchant for whispering embarrassingly insipid platitudes, offering such scintillating insights into the human condition as, “The world’s gone to the dogs. Everyone’s greedy.”

According to Malick’s script:

The buildings hem him round like the trees of a wild forest. A false nature, a universe of death. A sightless world, roofed over, shut off from things above. A world that would exclude the transcendent, that says: I am, and there is nothing else. A world without love. This is a new death, death of spirit, extinction of the soul. Man has shut himself in. He must find a way out. He must journey through time, from the outward and external to the heart of creation.

This key passage reveals much about Malick’s vision for The Tree of Life. It tells us that Man, that paragon of creatures, has lost his way. He has erected a false world and closed himself off from The Truth. More specifically, it tells us that although Jack is materially rich (he’s evidently a successful architect in Houston), he’s also spiritually bankrupt, a tortured, lost soul adrift in an impersonal modern world, detached from his sterile environment and the alienating people in it, dwarfed and, ahem, penned in, so to speak, by the soulless manmade skyscrapers surrounding him. Above all, it tells us that The Tree of Life concerns itself with Jack’s spiritual “journey through time.” We’ve already traveled all the way back to the birth of the universe with Jack. What we learned there, I do not know. Next stop: the birth of Jack. (After that, it’s on to the “shores of eternity”).

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Part 2 - Jack’s Childhood

The film segues from the birth of the universe to the birth of Jack with a whisper. Jack’s whisper, that is:

“You spoke to me through her. You spoke to me through the sky, the trees. Before I knew I loved you, believed in you. When did you first touch my heart?”

With these words the film transitions to Jack’s childhood years in the 50s, charting his development from the early years frolicking in Edenic splendor with his nurturing mother to his eventual, inevitable loss of innocence in his teens. Malick’s elliptical style in this section suggests that he’s trying to capture the process of remembering on film. The images, many of which are repeated, such as a recurring shot of his mother washing her feet off with a hose, are presented in fragments, like the fleeting remnants of some hazy, half-forgotten dream, and assembled in nonlinear fashion, not unlike the way the mind tends to jump from one memory to the next. What we’re seeing is a remembrance of things past occurring in the landscape of the mind’s eye, flickering recollections from the deepest recesses of consciousness projected onto the screen. As the 50s section progresses you get the sense of having a privileged glimpse inside the mind of a man - be it Jack or Malick; let’s call him Jalick- trying to reassemble the bits and pieces of his past in a way that might reveal the meaning of his existence.

If Jack could just find the missing pieces to his existential jigsaw puzzle, perhaps the answers to his most pressing concerns would be revealed to him: why was evil allowed to enter his Garden of Eden? The tragic drowning death of a young boy at a local community pool seems to have had a profound effect on young Jack’s spiritual convictions. “Where were you?” he asks God. “You let a boy die. You let anything happen. Why should I be good if you aren’t?” Such uncertainties culminated with the death of his younger brother, resulting in Jack’s complete loss of innocence, if not his loss of faith.

The story of paradise lost Malick tells is at once universal and deeply personal. By fixing his camera at a child’s eye level, Malick invites us to relive our own childhood vicariously through his. As the gliding stedicam follows the children from place to place, we become an intimate companion to the characters, especially Jack, not only seeing what he sees but feeling what he feels: the elation of running free around the yard with his family and friends; the simple pleasure of drinking from a hose on a hot summer day; the apprehension of trying to maintain table manners at dinner in the presence of his domineering father; the sense of guilt when his actions, such as killing a frog, disappoint his mother.

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Malick writes in the preface of his script:

“The “I” who speaks in this story is not the author. Rather, he hopes that you might see yourself in this “I” and understand this story as your own.”

To an extent Malick succeeds, I think. I found my eyes welling up with tears of recognition at times, seeing in young Jack something of myself, and experiencing a poignant tenderness for the child I once was, mourning my own loss of innocence, I suppose. (When I returned from the film I saw my neighbor from across the street getting angry at his kid for cutting the lawn too low, reminiscent of the way Mr. O’Brien treats Jack, and I was tempted to yell out, “go see The Tree of Life, you douche bag!”).

But, alas, Malick is not content simply to make a story about one boy’s loss of innocence. That’s too mundane, too commonplace for Malick. So he attempts to endow his story of growing up in the 50s with cosmic significance. Thus, I found that those same eyes of mine that welled up with tears just as often narrowed with suspicion. Not only does Malick place his personal story within the context of the universe as a whole, he projects his highly dubious vision of existence up into the heavens, imagining that his fairly ordinary childhood experiences were nothing less than a spiritual battle for his very soul, waged on a metaphysical battleground between his intuitive, beatific mother and his worldly, pragmatic father.

The film’s opening montage lays out the basic dichotomy that will inform Jack’s view of the world and of himself. It comes courtesy of one of Mrs. O’Brien’s whispered voiceovers:

“There are two ways through life: the way of Nature, and the way of Grace. You have to choose which one you’ll follow. Grace doesn’t try to please itself. Accepts being slighted, forgotten, disliked. Accepts insults and injuries. Nature only wants to please itself. Get others to please it too. Likes to lord it over them. To have its own way. It finds reasons to be unhappy when all the world is shining around it. And love is smiling through all things.”

This anachronistic, pre-Darwinian philosophy of life is cribbed, almost verbatim, from Chapter LIV of Thomas à Kempis’s 1441 The Imitation of Christ. Here’s a sampling:

“Nature laboureth for her own advantage, and considereth what profit she may gain from another; but Grace considereth more, not what may be useful and convenient to self, but what may be profitable to the many.”

“Nature is covetous, and receiveth more willingly than she giveth, loveth things that are personal and private to herself; while Grace is kind and generous, avoideth selfishness, is contented with a little, believeth that it is more blessed to give than to receive.”

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Mrs. O’Brien, of course, represents Grace. She’s kind, generous, selfless, forgiving and loving. In a word, spiritualistic. She comes across as the embodiment of Pure Grace, a luminous, ethereal presence gliding across the screen like a radiant angel. She’s the Judeo-Christian ideal of womanhood and motherhood incarnate - chaste, nurturing, devoted, compassionate. She only speaks in simple, heartfelt (and mind-bogglingly naïve) platitudes, like “the only way to be happy is to love” and “Help each other. Love everyone, every leaf, every ray of light. Forgive.” and “no one who loves the way of Grace ever comes to a bad end” and perhaps my favorite, “love is smiling through all things.” (Oddly, smiling on the good as well as the evil, at both joy and suffering, sounds more like the twisted, manufactured smile of emotionally deluded stoics, i.e. Eastern mystics…but never mind). The sun, meanwhile, is forever shining radiantly through her flowing red hair (careful Mrs. O’B -you’re a prime candidate for skin cancer with that light complexion of yours). Beautiful fluttering butterflies magically alight on her outstretched arm. No doubt celestial choirs rejoice when Mrs. O’Brien takes a dump.

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One could say that Jack is only remembering an idealized version of the real Mrs. O’Brien, but I don’t think this is Malick’s intention at all. It’s clear that she’s meant to be a genuine agent of Grace. After all, Jack’s ultimate religious epiphany, which takes him to the shores of eternity, hinges, in part at least, on the revelation that “You spoke to me through her.” The “you” is God and the “her” is Mom, meaning that Malick, a devout Christian, is positing Mrs. O’Brien as a sort of metaphysical conduit between the physical and spiritual realms, through whom God speaks to Jack and brings him closer to that which is eternal.

The script removes any doubt about Malick’s intentions:

As Jack watches, his mother spreads her arms towards her children, restored to faith and happiness, reconciled to life. Now he sees that it was she - his mysterious guide, the guardian of his heart, the source of his moral being. She is the mother of all creation. All flows out of her; she is the gateway, the door. She smiles through all things. Through her the eternal sought him. From out of her mouth it spoke. Through her life and actions she brought them near it.

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Mr. O’Brien, on the other hand, represents Nature. He’s stern, ambitious, competitive, uncompromising and selfish. In a word, materialistic. He plays the disciplinarian to Mrs. O’Brien’s nurturer, demanding, for example, that the children call him “father” instead of dad. He tries to toughen them up, prepare them for the real world, even telling Jack, “Your mother’s naïve. If you want to succeed you can’t be too good. Be your own man.”

Malick’s simplistic, overly schematic approach reduces Mr. and Mrs. O’Brien to mere theological conceits. To be fair, they’re not completely one-dimensional (Mrs. O’B’s suffering gives her otherwise angelic aura a recognizably human dimension, while Mr. O’B does have his compassionate side), but they do seem to exist only to cause conflict within Jack’s soul. Jack explicitly refers to this raging conflict in one of his own highfalutin whisperings: “Father, Mother. Always you wrestle inside me. Always you will.” Indeed, part of Jack’s unhappiness, even in adulthood, is his acknowledgement to his father that “I’m as bad as you are. I’m more like you than her.” In other words, Jack has chosen the way of Nature over Grace. (Apparently, it never occurs to anyone that a combination of the two might actually be the best way to go).

But, I’m sorry, this Grace/Nature dichotomy is just so much nonsense. The basic idea, according to Mrs. O’Brien, is that “Grace doesn’t try to please itself”, whereas “Nature only wants to please itself.” I would ask, in what way does Mrs. O’Brien not try to please herself? Presumably, we’re meant to see Mrs. O’Brien’s alleged selflessness manifested in her nurturing behavior toward her children, her tender, unconditional love, her displays of compassion and empathy, etc. Malick perceives something “transcendent”, something “spiritual”, something “supernatural” in her behavior. This is, supposedly, what distinguishes Grace from Nature. But tenderly caring for one’s children, nurturing them, making sacrifices for them, showing them compassion, and so on couldn’t be more…well, natural.

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Mrs. O’Brien, to state the cold, hard facts, is, quite simply, genetically predisposed to love, nurture and make sacrifices for her children because, speaking in terms of final cause, loving, nurturing and making sacrifices for one’s offspring tends to increase the frequency of shared genes in the gene pool. What’s non-natural about that?

Of course, Mrs. O’Brien is not consciously aware of what her “selfish genes” are up to; all she knows is that caring for her children fills her with sublime feelings of love and joy. These immediate feelings, the efficient cause, are the goads that move her. Mrs. O’Brien loves her children, shows compassion, follows the way of “Grace”, precisely because doing so feels good. And what’s selfless about that?

“Emotions are evolution’s executioners. Beneath all the feelings are the stratagems of the genes”

Robert Wright, The Moral Animal, 1994

Mrs. O’Brien is merely the locus through which nature, not grace, plays its tricks. Just as “a hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg”, so Mrs. O’Brien is only a fetus’ way of making another fetus. These so-called “transcendent” emotions of love and purpose exist in Mrs. O’Brien, just as they exist in everyone else who tenderly care for their children, as mere tricks of nature designed to generate behavior that will, in turn, promote the survival of a species of mammal known as Homo sapiens. Given the choice between transcendent emotions sent from heaven by a benevolent deity, on the one hand, and strictly earthly emotions that function in a drearily pragmatic, coldly Darwinian manner, on the other, the typical human being, such as Mrs. O’Brien, will choose the former, i.e., the fairy tale, because the fairy tale provides solace, hope and the promise of eternal life with your loved ones, whereas the latter, freezing Darwinism, which leads to the inescapable conclusion that we are just extremely complex lumps of matter, promises, in the end, only death.

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It is, of course, this touchy feely fairy tale to which Mrs. O’Brien subscribes. When she’s tormented by grief over the tragic death of her son, what does she do? She seeks solace from God. She wants answers to assuage her pain. She desperately yearns to be reunited with her dearly departed child. What’s selfless about that? To the end, Mrs. O’Brien, no less than Mr. O’Brien, no less than any of us, is engaged in the pursuit of the satisfaction of her own wants and desires. Her way is no less selfish than Mr. O’Brien’s way. Her selfishness merely takes a different form. But Grace, as characterized by Thomas à Kempis, Mr. Malick and Mrs. O’Brien, it is not.

Ultimately, Jack too, for all his existential doubts, succumbs to the fairy tale. It is, after all, his epiphany that his mother’s way, Grace’s way, is The Way, God’s Way, which sends him, at long last, on the final leg of his spiritual journey to the shores of eternity.

Part 3 - The Shores of Eternity

The momentous breakthrough, the one that ultimately resolves Jack’s inner conflict, is triggered not by anything his mother does specifically but by Jack’s recollection of the humbling of his prideful father. After crushing professional failures cut him down to size, Mr. O’Brien, now reduced to sentimental mush, realizes that the really important thing in life is family, the family he’s always taken for granted, which leads to a heart to heart talk with Jack in which the suddenly vulnerable and repentant Mr. O’Brien bares his soul and asks Jack for forgiveness, confiding in the boy that he “dishonored it all and didn’t notice the glory.”

Here’s Malick’s description of the scene:

Jack throws himself into his father’s arms. Light spreads through his soul, the spirit which moved over the chaos; the first light of creation. He hugs his father close. He has learned to love and be loved. In forgiving, he receives forgiveness too. Forgiveness has given him the key to reality. He sees it now: love is the answer to evil and sorrow. He will love every leaf and every stone, every ray of light! This is the way to the lost kingdom. This is what life will be: drawing closer and closer to the eternal.

In the film Mrs. O’Brien gives voice to these sentiments: “Help each other. Love everyone, every leaf, every ray of light. Forgive.” The deep-rooted conflict within Jack’s soul is thus patly resolved in the hokiest of ways: he comes to terms with his oedipal daddy issues. Jack loves daddy. Jack forgives daddy. Suddenly Jack realizes that his father’s way is not, after all, The Way. And if his father’s way is not The Way then it follows ipso facto that his mother’s way therefore must be The Way. Because, you know, there are no other Ways. Therefore, if Mrs. O’Brien’s way is The Way, then it necessarily follows that God exists, love is the answer, and everything is just peachy. It is this, ahem, flawless reasoning that carries Jack to the shores of eternity for the feel good reunion with his loved ones.

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“Love unites what death and suffering have put asunder,” says Malick’s script. And so, after all is said and done, after covering the entire history of the universe from beginning to end, Malick and His tree of life leave us with but one simplistic, treacly, embarrassingly naïve platitude: Love, by God, is the answer!

“The love of man is just one more stupidity and brutishness if there is no ulterior intent to sanctify it”

Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886

The Tree of Life is nothing if not an attempt to sanctify love. Malick characterizes the emotion as some transcendent, divine force sent down from on high. But is it any such thing? The physiological roots of the tree of love lie not in the cortex, but deep within the primitive limbic system, along with other primitive emotions like lust, jealousy, anger, sadness, fear and hate. Love is not, biologically speaking, a “higher” emotion, and to suggest otherwise, to suggest that it is somehow transcendently sublime is mere speculative fancy. Love is an emotion, no more or no less, which was deposited in us by Mother Nature, that old whore up to her tricks again, to serve an evolutionary function. A spiritual phenomenon it is not. Love is a biochemical phenomenon, oxytocin pooling in the emotional centers of the brain, set in motion by an object/stimulus, just as is the case with other emotions, such as fear.

Of course, reducing this most cherished of emotions to mere biochemistry takes the sacredness out of it, not to mention the romance and poetry. Most of us, including Mr. Malick, are not content with such mundane explanations. The prospect that there is nothing, after all, beyond a perfectly self-contained emotional system, one that functions in a dreadfully practical Darwinian manner, is enough to instill in us a terrible sense of weariness. We need desperately to believe that our rapturous feelings for our loved ones defy mere naturalistic interpretation. Alas, the facts have not afforded us this luxury. But who needs facts when we can indulge in intoxicating fantasies?

Speaking of intoxicating fantasies, Malick’s religioverbose description of the “shores of eternity” sequence is a veritable cornucopia of comforting falsehoods and self-satisfying delusions. Malick’s limbic system must have been overdosing on oxytocin when he wrote it:

Jack, an adult now, wakes up from his reverie. His soul has come to life. He sees the order of all things, the sanity of the creative scheme; a moral purpose underlying all. Now, before his eyes, the future unfolds. Evil is overcome, wrong is set right. Men lay down their arms. Manacles are undone. Bolts and locks fly open. Black embraces white, Muslim, Jew. Man recovers his lost inheritance. The soul is reconciled with nature. We have traveled up the river of time - ascended, from nature to the soul. Paradise is not a place here or there. The soul is paradise; it opens before us; here, today. Men and women embrace in the dawn, reunited at last. The shore teems with people now. It is as though they were coming together in one great chorus. This is the end of the voyage of life. The music sings: all came from love, to love all shall return.

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Excuse me for a moment while I grab a bib to stop all this syrup from spilling on me. …Okay, I’m back, with bib firmly in place. Lost in all this touchy-feely, dewy-eyed sentimentality is that the problem of evil, which is what haunted Jack in the first place, has by no means been resolved. Earlier Jack forgave his daddy with a small d, but what about his Daddy with a capital D? It seems to me He still has a lot to answer for. How does this cloying love fest absolve God of the responsibility of permitting billions of years of suffering? What was the point, in the end, of allowing untold numbers of innocent children to die miserable, excruciating deaths? Alas, an answer isn’t forthcoming. The problem merely remains safely hidden behind God’s incomprehensibility.

Okay, please continue, Mr. Malick:

 Jack has crossed over death’s threshold, gone beyond space and time.

Isn’t saying that Jack is “beyond space and time” tantamount to saying that he’s nowhere and no-when, i.e. nonexistent? Can Malick, can anyone, provide a description of “beyond space and time” without making reference to space-time concepts? Jack is supposedly occupying some spaceless and timeless realm. But as far as I can tell, one cannot describe where “beyond space” is because, by definition, it is nowhere. If somehow it is not nowhere, then it must be somewhere, in which case it would occupy space, since a spaceless somewhere is a contradiction in terms. Similarly, one cannot describe when “beyond time” is because, by definition, it is no-when. If somehow it is not no-when, then it must be sometime, in which case it would occur in time, since a timeless sometime is a contradiction in terms. The very concept of “beyond space and time”, it seems to me, is incoherent, just like the concept of God itself. What does it really mean, after all, to say that God is beyond space and time? Does it mean anything more than that He’s unimaginable?

I’m afraid that Malick, like, I think, all theists, rigorously avoids the full implications of such an attribute. An eternal, infinite God beyond space and time must have existed before the beginning of the universe and after the end of it, simultaneously, and so how could such an all-knowing God be pleased or displeased with anything the crown and glory of creation does? How could He be angered by sinful behavior one minute and then turn around the next and be overjoyed with the repentance of lost sinners like, say, the Ninevites or, for that matter, Mr. O’Brien? He must have seen it coming. After all, to an omniscient God, it had already happened. However God feels about his creation, He must have felt that way always, because, after all, to Him there is no beginning or end. Yet Malick’s personal God, the God of the Bible, is highly emotional. He rages and laughs and weeps and, above all, loves, but it’s extremely difficult to understand how an all-knowing God could possibly muster so much all-too-human emotion over any single event considering that He knew in advance what was going to happen.

As RL approaches, Jack reaches out and takes his hand. They melt into each other’s arms. Here, in the eternal, they have not been apart. The walls of the world fly open away. It can hold them no longer. They know each other in that which is without end. Turning, Jack sees his mother, father and Steve. He leads RL towards them. She embraces her lost son. She touches his hands, his face, ecstatic. Wonder! Unspeakable joy!

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And now we see the full flowering of Mrs. O’Brien’s selfishness. This is what she’s been yearning for all along - eternal ecstasy. Her selfishness knows no bounds. It is, quite literally, infinite.

We pass beyond death. We arrive at the eternal, the real - at that which neither flowers nor fades, which neither comes into being nor passes away - that in which we might live forever. Hitherto all has been mere image; all that we think solid and permanent. Space, time, evanescent all; images only, the purpose and last end elsewhere; the life of life. You separate the true from the false. You, to whom all things return, from whom all proceed; in whom they are; the beginning of things and their last end; the goal of each and all.

Here we learn that we all proceeded from God, and that the goal of each and all of us is to return to Him. The Gospel according to Terry has thus revealed the meaning of existence. But the question of ultimate meaning has, once again, merely been hidden in God. If the alleged purpose of our lives is to return to Him, to “glorify God and to fully enjoy him forever”, this merely begs the question: what is God’s purpose? The problem of ultimate meaning isn’t resolved; it’s just transferred to God, incomprehensible God. Okay, we’re in eternity. Now what? What makes God’s existence meaningful to God?

The Tree of Life provides a perfect example of how the concept of God works. God functions, first of all, like ether, as a mysterious force which provides a neat and tidy explanation for the things we are unable to understand. Even more than that, He functions like a celestial placebo, as a comforting delusion which provides false hope, assuages fears, and magically endows the universe with meaning and purpose.

Eternity - that realm of pure and endless light - how shall we represent it? A ladder leading up into a tree. Sparks flying up from a fire. A bridge. A kiss. A solitary island.

How shall we represent eternity? Good question. It’s probably best that you not try. Attempting to represent something as highly abstract as eternity with existing, tangible everyday objects is a tricky business. Kubrick pulled it off brilliantly in the climax to 2001. But that was Kubrick. Malick, on the other hand, fails miserably, I think. One of the major weaknesses of the “shores of eternity” sequence is that it reduces the concept of eternity to a thudding banality. Whereas Kubrick managed to convey a sense of mysterious timelessness in 2001, Malick just presents a fairly straightforward account of a bunch of people congregating on a beach. There’s very little sense of the cosmic at work, except, of course, for the sacred choral music that’s dutifully trotted out and overlaid on the proceedings.

The screenplay makes clear that Malick wanted to inspire awe and reverence in his viewers with his emotionally devastating vision of loved ones reunited in eternity. The resulting scene, however, shows just how far his ambition exceeds his ability. What we get instead is a Beach Party Rapture set to the strains of cosmic hosannas, a mind-numbingly hokey spectacle possessing all the philosophical heft and emotional resonance of a maudlin greeting card.

The final shot of Jalick, back in space and time following his religious epiphany, shows a slight smile cross his face as he looks up at the sun reflecting off the surrounding skyscrapers, now secure in the knowledge that, however soulless and impersonal the modern world may be, the eternal still shines through it all. It is the smile of someone who has managed to thoroughly delude himself, which is a perfectly fitting way to conclude this big, long, woolly-headed, pseudo-profound cinematic monument to wishful thinking.

Murdering Morality with Rope

“There are no moral phenomena at all, but only a moral interpretation of phenomena.” - Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil

“The mere material world suggests to us no concepts of good or evil, because we can discern in it no system of grades of value.” - Alfred North Whitehead

“No known race is so little human as not to suppose a moral order so innately desirable as to have an inevitable existence. It is man’s most fundamental myth.” - Joseph Wood Krutch, The Modern Temper

“I just wanted to illustrate, in an entertaining way, that there is no God and that we’re alone in the universe, and there is nobody out there to punish you. That your morality is strictly up to you. If you’re willing to murder and you can get away with it and you can live with it, that’s fine.” - Woody Allen, on Crimes and Misdemeanors

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Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope stars Farley Granger and John Dall as thinly disguised versions of Leopold and Loeb, the brilliant students and self-described Übermensch who considered themselves exempt from the laws and morals of “ordinary” men, and put their philosophy into action by murdering a young boy for kicks. For them, killing a human being was just another experience, scarcely distinguishable, morally speaking, from any other action - like, say, squashing an ant. In Rope the names have changed to Phillip (Granger) and Brandon (John Dall), but the attitudes are the same. They murder a mutual acquaintance for the thrill of it, arguing that “the few are those men of such intellectual and cultural superiority that they’re above the traditional moral concepts. Good and evil, right and wrong, were invented for the ordinary, average man, the inferior man, because he needs them.”

Not surprisingly, the film doesn’t endorse this view. In the end, Mr. Smith himself, James Stewart, shows up brimming with moral indignation to deliver an impassioned argument against the duo’s dastardly deed, saying, “…we’re each of us a separate human being with the right to live and work and think as individuals, but with an obligation to the society we live in. By what right did you dare decide that that boy in there was inferior and therefore could be killed? Did you think you were God, Brandon? Is that what you thought when you choked the life out of him? I don’t know what you thought or what you are but I know what you’ve done. You’ve murdered! You’ve strangled the life out of a fellow human being who could live and love as you never could…”

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The message is as obvious as is it predictable: murder is wrong! Few would argue with this statement. It seems to be a self-evident truth. But is it? I’m afraid the issue isn’t so black and white. Stewart’s character believes murder is wrong. John Dall’s character believes murder is right. Who’s correct? The problem is that we cannot logically decide between these competing moral claims unless there is an objective standard of morality to which we can repair for adjudication. Only such a standard would provide us the means to resolve disputes between people whose notions of right and wrong differ. The question is, though, does such a standard of morality actually exist?

First, a few definitions are in order:

Subjective:

  • 1) Based on or influenced by personal feelings, tastes, or opinions.
  • 2) Existing in the mind; belonging to the thinking subject rather than to the object of thought.
  • 3) Proceeding from or taking place in a person’s mind rather than the external world.

My favorite color is green. That is a subjective sentiment. That green is my favorite color need not imply that green is or should be everybody’s favorite color. It is not the “right” color, in any objective sense. Nature has not, after all, indicated a color preference.

Objective:

  • 1) Not influenced by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.
  • 2) Not dependent on the mind for existence; actual.
  • 3) Anything which actually exists, as distinguished from something thought or felt to exist.

2+2=4. That is an objective fact. Take two objects from here, two objects from there, put them together, and you have four objects. There’s no room for individual interpretation or preference. It is not right for some and wrong for others. There is only one valid answer. 2+2= 5 may be identified as an error, notwithstanding the ramblings of Dostoyevsky’s Underground Man, because math is not a subjective matter.

Morality

  • 1) Principles concerning the distinction between right and wrong or good and bad behavior.
  • 2) Of or concerned with the judgment of the goodness or badness of human action and character.

Murder is wrong. That is a moral claim. To which category do moral claims belong: subjective or objective? Is asserting that “murder is wrong” an objective fact like “2+2=4″, or is it a subjective sentiment like “my favorite color is green”? Is there an objective standard of morality to which we can refer to settle the matter? Or do questions of right and wrong, good and bad, fall into the subjective realm, amounting to nothing more than personal preference? I would argue that, whether we like it or not, moral claims belong squarely in the latter category.

The laws of math and logic are universally applicable. There’s no denying them. 2+2=4 is necessarily true. Furthermore, 2+2=4 was so even before the advent of humans. Let’s say a prehistoric squirrel gathers 2 nuts from under one tree, two nuts from under another tree, and then takes them all back to his nest. How many nuts does this squirrel have? He has 4, obviously. Is it any less true just because a human isn’t around to compute it? Did humans magically make 2+2=4 simply by thinking it? I don’t think so, and that’s because the laws of mathematics inhere in reality. Humans discovered mathematical laws; they didn’t invent them.

Morality doesn’t work that way. A moral claim like murder is wrong is not necessarily true. Right and wrong, good or bad, do not exist in nature. They are merely human constructs that help us get along, very much like the rules of courtesy. The universe, I’m afraid, is perfectly indifferent to morality. Whether one chooses to observe a moral rule like murder is wrong or stealing is bad is an entirely subjective matter, no more obligatory than, say, the rule instructing us not to split infinitives. Let’s say a bigger squirrel comes along and steals the smaller squirrel’s nuts. Has the bigger squirrel acted immorally? Was he “wrong” to steal the nuts? Obviously not, and that’s because the rules of morality do not inhere in reality. Humans didn’t discover moral rules; they invented them.

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Allow me to return to Rope for a moment. I’ve never been a fan of the film. Its gimmicky one-set, long-take approach is hardly conducive to Hitchcock’s strengths as a director. Hitchcock himself acknowledged this, pretty much dismissing the film as a stunt: “When I look back, I realize that it was quite nonsensical because I was breaking with my own theories on the importance of cutting and montage for the visual narration of a story…no doubt about it, films must be cut”.

Also problematic are the stilted performances, particularly Granger’s awful turn as Phillip the Boobermensch. Just about everything he does or says is a howler. Perhaps my favorite bit is when he frantically calls out to “Brandon! Brandon!” when he sees the rope hanging out of the chest which contains the body. Brandon tells him to pull it out, and Phillip whines “I can’t”, as if he were totally incapable of functioning on his own. Later, when Stewart picks up the rope, Phillip hysterically whimpers, “He’s got it! He’s got it! He knows, he knows, he knows…” I mean, jeez, couldn’t Brandon find someone better than this guy with whom to carry out the “perfect crime”?

Thematically, the film offers a conventional, noncontroversial and comforting take on morality. During Stewart’s concluding diatribe on the immorality of murder, Brandon, himself now reduced to the level of Boobermensch, mutely stands around (as only characters in films based on plays are wont to do) allowing Stewart to prattle on without offering a counterargument, as if he’s been stunned speechless by the persuasive power of Stewart’s devastating argument. (For a vastly more insightful, unsettling, and intellectually challenging exploration of the “morality of murder” see Woody Allen’s masterful Crimes and Misdemeanors).

After watching Rope I happened to notice that the Self-Styled Siren, a popular classic movie bloggerette, had posted a tribute to the late Farley Granger, which consisted mostly of a defense of the “severely underrated Rope“. Her many followers quickly chimed in with their usual assent. All very boring, frankly. No one bothered to mention anything about the heady philosophical issues at the film’s core. I mean, what an opportunity to discuss Nietzsche, morality, murder, nihilism etc.! I felt the conversation could use some livening up, and so I posted the following:

“There’s nothing wrong, objectively speaking, with snuffing out a human life, notwithstanding all of Stewart’s histrionic protestations to the contrary.”

I had to chuckle at the Siren’s response:

“Mat, I would address your objections to Rope, but the last line of your first comment has, frankly, scared me to death.”

Apparently, for the Siren, a proposition qualifies as worthy of dispute only if it preserves her cozy feelings of security and well-being. (Not that there’s anything morally wrong with that, of course). This is a woman who could tell you everything you never wanted to know about old Hollywood stars – like, say, all the juicy details of the secret love affair between Jeanette Macdonald and Nelson Eddy – but when the discussion turns to a genuinely challenging subject, particularly one that frightens her, she’ll go all mum on you. (One suspects that a CAT scan of the Siren’s brain would reveal that the region controlling appreciation for classic Hollywood movies, technically known as the hippoclassic cinebellum, is grossly overdeveloped).

But I digress. Saying “there’s nothing wrong, objectively speaking, with snuffing out a human life” is, of course, not the same as saying, “there’s nothing wrong, subjectively speaking, with snuffing out a human life.” The operative phrase here is “objectively speaking”. I don’t personally condone murder. I don’t personally like murder. I’m happy to see this prejudice of mine codified as the law of the land. I cannot provide a reason, however, why murder is objectively wrong. But there’s no shortage of folks who try to provide such a reason. I’ll now examine some of the more common arguments, and explain why I find them wanting:

The Self-Evident Argument

People often respond to the suggestion that there’s nothing objectively wrong with murder with simple incredulity. For them, apparently, the proposition that murder is wrong is self-evidently true. They might respond by saying things like, “if you don’t know why murder is wrong I really don’t know what to say to you.”

Of course, this is in fact no argument at all. Here’s one thing they might say: “murder is objectively wrong because…” If one doesn’t need a reason to justify his belief that murder is morally wrong, then neither does a murderer need a reason to justify his belief that murder is morally right. After all, murderers have their own “self-evident truths.” We’re no closer to resolving the dispute with which we started. If one person says “murder is wrong” and another says “murder is right”, how do we logically decide between these competing moral claims in the absence of an objective standard to which we can refer to settle the matter? “Because I strongly feel that murder is wrong” does not, I’m afraid, constitute an objective standard.

The Golden Rule - Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Why should anyone necessarily adopt this rule? A sadistic murderer, for example, derives pleasure from inflicting pain on others. He values his own pleasure above all else. He considers his own pleasure to be the greatest good, and if morality is purely subjective as I am arguing, then maximizing his pleasure, which would entail torturing his victim to death, is, for him, the right thing to do. Why then should he not adopt the rule that torturing people to death is good? Why should he care about the victim? What obligates him to care for her?

Most of us find the behavior of a sadistic murderer nauseating. That is true. But unless an objective source of human worth and moral obligation exists, we have no logical grounds to say that his sadistic behavior is morally wrong. In fact, in the absence of an objective standard of morality we have to forfeit altogether our cherished notions of morally right or wrong behavior. Good and bad, right and wrong, become vacant categories. Assertions like “murder is wrong” mean nothing more than “I don’t like murder.”

Survival of the species

All animal species possess characteristics which have historically contributed to the perpetuation of their species. Humans are no different. Some attempt to infer a moral imperative from this fact. The argument goes something like this: that which preserves life, such as empathy, is good, and that which destroys life, such as murder, is bad. There are several problems with this position:

First, it commits the fallacy of trying to derive an “ought” from an “is”. That certain behaviors tend to preserve life is a fact. That we ought to behave in ways that tend to preserve life is not. The first is a truth-statement, the second a value-statement, and never the twain shall meet. You simply cannot logically derive a value from a fact.

Second, it begs the question: why is life/survival good? Millions of species have already gone extinct. Why should anyone necessarily care if the human species goes the way of the dinosaur? Why is human life any more valuable than any other animal species?

Third, it commits the naturalistic fallacy. Allow me to quote G.E. Moore:

“The survival of the fittest does not mean, as one might suppose, the survival of what is fittest to fulfill a good purpose - best adapted to a good end: at the last, it means merely the survival of the fittest to survive: and the value of the scientific theory just consists in showing what are the causes which produce certain biological effects. Whether these effects are good or bad, it cannot pretend to judge.”

Just because something is “natural” doesn’t make it “good” (or “bad”, for that matter). Often that which preserves life also destroys life. Aggression, no less than empathy, is a characteristic which has facilitated human survival. Vanquishing entire tribes of people has generally been successful throughout human prehistory and recorded history. Just ask the descendants of the North American Indian - if you can find any. The point is that one has to be awfully selective when attempting to base his morality on what evolution has wrought. After all, the “better angels of our nature” evolved right alongside the “fallen” ones.

God

There’s no way around it: the implications of atheism lead inevitably to moral nihilism.  I do think that God, were he to exist, would qualify as an objective source of moral values (though even this is debatable), since, being omniscient, he would presumably know infallibly what is good and what is bad. But first his existence would need to be demonstrated. Good luck.

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So let’s take this full circle back to Rope. Here’s the full text of Stewart’s concluding monologue:

“You’ve given my words a meaning I’ve never dreamed of. And you’ve tried to twist them into a cold, logical excuse for your ugly murder. Well, they never were that, Brandon. You can’t make them that. There must have been something deep inside of you from the very start that let you do this thing. But there’s always been something deep inside me that would never let me do it. Tonight you’ve made me ashamed of every concept I ever had of superior or inferior beings. And I thank you for that shame. Because now I know that we’re each of us a separate human being, Brandon, with the right to live and work and think as individuals, but with an obligation to the society we live in. By what right do you dare say that there’s a superior few to which you belong? By what right did you dare decide that that boy in there was inferior and therefore could be killed? Did you think you were God, Brandon? Is that what you thought when you choked the life out of him? Is that what you thought when you served food from his grave? Well, I don’t know what you thought or what you are but I know what you’ve done. You’ve murdered! You’ve strangled the life out of a fellow human being who could live and love as you never could…”

Stewart, playing Rupert Cadell, delivers this entire monologue uninterrupted. Brandon and Phillip, the two supposed Übermensch, just stand around like dimwits as Stewart rants. I thought it might be fun to imagine what Brandon might have said and done, were he not such a Boobermensch, in response to Stewart’s diatribe. The following, then, is my re-write of this scene:

Rupert Cadell
You’ve given my words a meaning I’ve never dreamed of. And you’ve tried to twist them into a cold, logical excuse for your ugly murder.

Brandon
Hey, Mr. Smith, we’re not in Washington anymore. No filibustering here. If you think I’ll allow you to go off on a rant against me unchallenged you’re gravely mistaken. First of all, I don’t need an excuse to commit murder. I did it for the same reason I do anything: I wanted to. I felt like doing it and I did it. Secondly, it wasn’t ugly. Au contraire:  it was a thing of beauty. You haven’t lived until you’ve strangled the life out of someone, my friend. It’s a fucking rush. You oughta try it some time.

The bluntness with which Brandon discusses the murder flusters Rupert. Trying to regain his composure he faces Brandon with all the courage he can muster and, with righteous indignation, says:

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Rupert
The name’s not Mr. Smith! It’s Rupert Cadell!

Brandon
I stand corrected. Is that it? Are you done? Is that all you have to say?

Rupert
No, that’s not all I have to say! I have much more to say! Much more! And by the time I’m finished saying it…

Brandon slaps Rupert on the cheek.

Brandon
Well, say it, man! Say it!

Rupert
There must have been something deep inside of you from the very start that let you do this thing. But there’s always been something deep inside of me that would never let me do it.

Brandon slaps Rupert on the other cheek for good measure.

Brandon
Ok, so we’ve established that we both have something deep inside of us. That’s a sure sign that what we’re discussing here is a purely subjective matter. The something deep inside of me says that murder is good. The something deep inside of you says that murder is bad. Without an objective standard of morality, this just means that I like murder, and you don’t. So what? I like chocolate. You don’t. What’s your point?

Rupert (whimpering)
Please stop slapping me. It hurts.

Brandon
Ok, sorry, I’ll stop slapping you.

Rupert (relieved)
Thank you.

Brandon delivers a punishing right hook to the side of Rupert’s head. Rupert crumples to the floor.

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Brandon
Does that feel any better? I repeat: what’s your goddamn point?

Rupert struggles back to his feet.

Rupert
Ok, ok. We’re each of us a separate human being, Brandon, with the right to live and work and think as individuals, but with an obligation to the society we live in.

Brandon delivers a crushing haymaker straight to Rupert’s nose. Rupert cries out in agony, blood spraying like a geyser from his broken nose.

Brandon
Sorry, Roopy, but the impulse to stay alive is not a “right.” “Rights” don’t exist in nature. “Human rights” is a purely man-made concept which has no basis in reality. If you want to pretend you have a “right” to live go right ahead, but don’t expect me to. That boy in there had no more inherent right to live than anyone or anything else does. I didn’t violate his “right” to live because he didn’t have one.

Rupert (struggling to get up on one knee)
By what right do you dare…?

Before Rupert can finish the question, Brandon wallops him with a devastating uppercut to the chin, knocking Rupert flat on his back. Barely conscious now, Rupert moans in abject pain, his head spinning.

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Brandon
Let me cut you off right there. I just got done saying that rights are purely fictitious. And then you start your next sentence with, “By what right…”? Have you not been listening? Quit sticking so slavishly to the crummy script, you fool. It doesn’t apply anymore. Are you incapable of improvising?

Brandon takes his pistol out of his pocket and kneels down to show it to Rupert.

Brandon
See this? The script says I’m supposed to hand it over to you like some fucking moron. But that ain’t gonna happen. See, that’s the difference between you and me, Roopy. You mindlessly obey whatever authority tells you. I don’t. The screenwriter wants you to be a mouthpiece for “society” and so you play along like some unthinking automaton emitting preprogrammed drivel. Well, this is my script now, and so you’d better come up with something a little more persuasive. You want the gun? Here, have it.

Brandon slams the butt of the gun down hard on Rupert’s skull, finally knocking him into merciful unconsciousness.

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Brandon looks over at Phillip, who has been silently watching the whole time from his piano.

Brandon
Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

Phillip
You frighten me. You always have. From the very first day in prep school.

Brandon
Oh, Jesus. Can’t you say anything that isn’t in the script either?

Phillip
That’s a lie. There isn’t a word of truth in the whole story. I never strangled a chicken in my life. I never strangled a chicken and you know it!”

Brandon conks Phillip over the head with the gun, knocking him out as well, and drags him over next to Rupert. Brandon tosses a glass of water in Rupert’s face to wake him up, and then sits back in a reclining chair and lights up his pipe and waits for Rupert to regain consciousness. Rupert starts to stir, then sits up, rubbing his beleaguered head.

Phillip mumbles something. Rupert leans closer to get a better listen.

Brandon
What’s he saying now?

Rupert
I think he said, “He’s got it. He’s got it. He knows, he knows, he knows…”

Brandon
Yeah, that’s what I thought. He’s just mumbling some more gibberish from the script. Remember? That’s what he said when you took the rope out of your pocket.

Rupert
Oh yeah, that’s right.

Brandon
Guess who has the rope now?

Brandon produces the rope from his pocket and shows Rupert.

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Brandon (puffing on his pipe like a gentleman of leisure)
But let’s get back to our little discussion, shall we? I believe you were saying that we have an obligation to the society we live in or some such nonsense.

Rupert
That’s right, we do.

Brandon
Still sticking to the script, eh? I was hoping I had knocked some sense into you, but no, you’re still shackled to the illogical ideas of your creators, I see. Look, Roopy, nothing at all obligates me to care for society. I have a moral obligation to myself and myself alone. What is good for me is the only good I recognize. Why should I care about society? Why should I be morally obligated to anybody or anything else but me?

Rupert
Did you think you were God, Brandon? Is that what you thought when you choked the life out of him? Is that what you thought when you served food from his grave?

Brandon
Actually, I thought the burgers were a little dry myself. How was yours?

Rupert
Mine was nice and juicy. Very delici… Gosh darn it, you murdered that boy over there and you’re talking about hamburgers? What kind of monster are you? Answer the question: did you think you were God when you chocked the life out of that boy?

Brandon looks at the morally indignant Rupert with amusement and takes a long drag on his pipe.

Brandon
Getting a little demanding for a guy with his face bashed in, aren’t we, Roopy? To answer your question, no, I didn’t think I was God. I can’t very well think of myself as something I don’t believe in, now can I? I’ll leave the murdering in the name of God to your precious “society”.

Rupert
Well, I don’t know what you thought or what you are but I know what you’ve done. You’ve murdered! You’ve strangled the life out of a fellow human being who could live and love as you never could…”

Brandon
Look, Roopy, that boy over there was just a random collection of atoms with no more objective worth or value than any other piece of matter. You think his life had value. I don’t. I simply considered him unworthy of living and took the necessary steps to snuff him out of existence. You can bellow till you’re blue in the face that what I did was wrong, but you can’t objectively prove that it was.

Rupert
You’re insane, Brandon!

Brandon
Tut-tut, tut-tut. My, aren’t we rude for interrupting. You really oughta work on your manners, Roopy. Please, let me finish. You say I could never live and love as he could, and you’re right. I choose to live and love differently. I live to kill and I love to kill. His way of living and loving was not objectively any better than mine. And besides, now that that inanimate hunk of meat over there is objectively dead, I’m sure you’ll agree that he certainly cannot live and love as I can.

Rupert
You’re insane, Brandon! Insane and crazy and sick and twisted and cruel and demented and perverse and warped and abnormal and inhuman and loathsome and vicious and mean and perverted and nasty and brutal and pitiless and malicious and cruel…

Brandon
You already said cruel.

Rupert
…and unwholesome and ruthless and heartless and merciless and cold-blooded and hateful and despicable and disgusting and repugnant and detestable and abhorrent and noxious and sadistic and malevolent and evil and odious and contemptible and iniquitous…

Brandon
Oooh, iniquitous. Good one!

Rupert
… and repulsive and sickening and ghastly and nauseating and revolting and foul and abominable and wicked and monstrous and repellent and depraved…

Finally, Rupert starts hyperventilating from the strain of emitting so many consecutive insults.

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Brandon chuckles and gets up from his recliner and walks over to Rupert. He takes a long drag on his pipe and blows the smoke directly in Rupert’s face.

Brandon
Ok, let’s see. By my count, that’s 47 insults you’ve hurled in my direction in lieu of an argument. Ad hominem attacks are very unbecoming of you, Roopy. Notwithstanding your invective, the question remains: how was it objectively wrong to snuff out that boy’s life?

Phillip starts mumbling.

Phillip
I never strangled a chicken in my life…

Brandon tosses water in Phillip’s face.

Phillip fully regains consciousness and looks up at Brandon.

Phillip
I’ve been praying I’d wake up and find out we hadn’t done it yet. I’m scared to death, Brandon. I think we’re going to get caught.

Brandon
Go on, Phillip, utter one more line from that script. Go on, I dare you.

Phillip
Have you ever bothered for just one minute to understand how someone else might feel?

Brandon
I wonder how this feels.

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Brandon puts the rope around Phillip’s neck and tugs hard. Phillip gasps for breath, his eyes bulging out of their sockets.

Rupert
Please, Brandon, stop!

Brandon releases his grip on the rope, allowing Phillip to catch his breath.

Brandon (to Phillip)
Not another word from that script. Got it?

Phillip
What the devil are you doing?

Brandon retightens the rope around Phillip’s neck. Then he hands the rope to Rupert and points his gun at him.

Brandon (to Rupert)
I’ll give you one chance to save yourself. Finish off this Boobermensch and I’ll let you live. What was it you said earlier this evening? That you’d like to have a “Strangulation Day”? Well, today is that day, Rupert.

Rupert
I was only joking, for Christ’s sake!

Brandon cocks the gun.

Brandon
Whose life do you value more, Rupert? Yours or his? Do it and you walk out of here alive. Don’t do it and you’ll end up in that chest with the other dead meat.

Rupert
No! I can’t! I won’t!

Brandon
He’s going to die whether you do it or not. If you don’t do it you’re going to die too. At least save yourself, Rupert.

Rupert
May God forgive me.

Brandon
Wait! Before you do it, let’s see if Phillip has any last words.

Phillip
I had a rotten evening.

Brandon
Yep, quoting from the script to the last. Unbelievable! Do it!

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Rupert yanks hard on the rope, choking the life out of Phillip the Boobermensch. Rupert lets the rope slip from his fingers and Phillip’s lifeless body slumps to the floor. Brandon drags the corpse over to the chest and tosses Phillip into it with the other body. He then walks back over to Rupert and puts his arm around him.

Brandon
Well, how was it? How did it feel?

Rupert
I take back everything I said, Brandon. That was incredible! You’re so right, you haven’t lived until you’ve choked the life out of someone. What a fucking rush that was!

Brandon pats Rupert on the shoulder and then walks over to the phone and dials.

Brandon
Hi Mrs. Cadell, this is Brandon Shaw speaking. I’m doing well, and you? So nice to talk to you. Listen, Rupert and I have been doing a lot of catching up, and it’s getting late and so I’ve invited him to stay for the night. I hope you don’t mind. Good! And since he’s still going to be here in the morning, I would be honored if you’d join us for breakfast. Great! Say, around 8:00? I look forward to seeing you, Mrs. Cadell.

Brandon hangs up.

Brandon
Charming lady, Roopy. I hope the eggs will be better than the burgers.

Rupert
What the devil are you up to?

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Brandon
Well, Roopy, yesterday was “Strangulation Day”, today is “Bullet in the Head Day”.

Brandon fires a bullet into Rupert’s head, and tosses him into the chest with the other two bodies.

Then Brandon breaks the fourth wall and addresses the audience directly.

Brandon
Ladies and gentlemen, if my actions this evening have repelled you, so be it. I can’t change the way you feel. But if you think what I’ve done is morally wrong, I would simply say that I think what I’ve done is morally right. Your opinion is no more valid than mine. It’s just different. Your values are no better than mine. They’re just different. You may think that your moral outrage toward me amounts to something more than your own paltry knot of predilections. It does not. You may think that there is a higher standard to which I may be held. There is not. Morality, as you understand it, is a myth, a fantasy, a fairy-tale. Objectively speaking, murder is neither good nor bad, neither right nor wrong. It simply is. The universe is completely indifferent to morality. Nature is utterly amoral. Nothing is wrong. Nothing is right. Nothing is bad. Nothing is good. It is simply not possible to do something morally wrong. It is only possible to call something “wrong”. But no matter how passionately you shout, it doesn’t make it so. My actions this evening were no different, morally speaking, from that of a cat torturing a mouse. I am no more morally obligated to refrain from torture than is a cat. Moreover, humans have no more intrinsic value or worth than a mouse has. The value you assign to yourself and others is purely subjective and completely arbitrary. You may feel that you and others have value and worth, but do not forget for a moment that I feel that you and others don’t. Don’t delude yourself: your feelings are no more authoritative than mine. They’re just different. Why should I feel that you have value and worth? After all, you’re nothing more than a chance arrangement of particles with no more inherent value or worth than any other chance arrangement of particles. If this upsets you, it is because you have an innate, deep-rooted dread of nihilism, of the almost certain possibility that you are nothing more than a product of the blind whim of nature, that your most cherished concerns are mere brute stupidities deposited in you by the mindless, amoral process of evolution, that ultimately nothing has value, nothing has meaning and nothing matters, that all your effort is futile and absurd, and that just around the bend complete and utter annihilation and oblivion await you.

Good evening.

Missing Scenes: Once Upon a Time in America

In response to my post below about the restoration of Once Upon a Time in America, I was asked if I knew anything specific about the missing 40 minutes. The answer is, yes. I have it on good authority that the additional material includes a whopper of a twist. It turns out that, like Max,  Cockeye and Patsy also faked their deaths, and went on to become President and Vice President, respectively. Plus, the great mystery behind Noodles’ smile is finally revealed. Here’s how these mind-blowing revelations appear in the film’s shooting script:

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On Fat Moe’s TV set, we see the chamber of the House of Representatives. People are lined up on both sides of the aisle waiting for the President to be announced.

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In just a few moments President Cockeye will deliver his first State of the Union address. We don’t know if he will talk about the scandals currently rocking his Administration, one involving the Secretary of Commerce, Christopher Bailey, the other concerning persistent allegations that President Cockeye and Vice President Patsy frequent the high class brothel run by Madam Peggy. Both men deny any wrongdoing, but the questions remain. Why is the Cockeye Administration pushing so hard to legalize prostitution? And why did Vice President Patsy purchase a charlotte russe from Fat Moe’s deli and bring it to Madam Peggy at the brothel?

Noodles looks at Moe accusingly.

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You knew about this? I thought you said you didn’t know nothin’ about nobody no more.

Moe (shrugging sheepishly)
I told you to take the money and run.

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Even more alarming are the persistent rumors of the Administration’s alleged connection to organized crime. Some even claim that Cockeye and Patsy were bootleggers during Prohibition, and that the large scar on Vice President Patsy’s neck is the result of a gunshot wound sustained during a gangland shootout. The Vice President has consistently maintained that he cut himself shaving.

On the TV we see activity by the entrance to the chamber.

Newscaster
The President is about to be announced.

Floor Services Chief
Mister Speaker, the President of the United States!

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President Cockeye enters the chamber to loud applause and cheering. He bucks protocol by playing the pan pipes rather than shaking hands and hugging people. The familiar sound of “Cockeye’s Theme” fills the chamber as he makes his way to the Speaker’s rostrum.  

After reaching the podium President Cockeye hands a copy of his address to Vice President Patsy and Speaker Dominic.

Speaker Dominic
Members of Congress, I have the high privilege and distinct honor of presenting to you the President of the United States.

Noodles
Moe, quick, hand me my pipe!

Noodles takes a monster hit of opium…

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…and then looks back at the TV.

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President Cockeye is ready to deliver his address.

President Cockeye
How are all a you’s, tonight? This is my first State of the Union address, and first off I just wanna say the union is good!

The crowd erupts in applause and cheering.

President Cockeye
Yeah, yeah, thanks. Next, I wanna assure all a’yous that we are gonna win the war in Vietnam! In fact, not only are we gonna win it, we’re gonna give it to those sneaky little gooks right up the ass! We’re gonna make them slanty-eyed bastards wish they’d never been born!

The crowd erupts again. This time President Cockeye joins in by playing his pan pipe.

President Cockeye
Before I outline my plan for victory in ‘Nam, allow me to put to rest these stupid ass accusations that I go around bangin’ whores. I don’t know where they get this shit. I tell ‘em it ain’t true, but they keep printin’ it anyway. Ya never know what the fuck these newspapermen want. They’re all a bunch of shtunks!

The crowd erupts.

President Cockeye (gesturing for the crowd to quiet down)
Yeah, yeah, thanks. But don’t make no mistake about it, my most urgent concern as President is to make damn sure that prostitution is legalized. With all this woman’s lib crap goin’ around these days, men just ain’t getting what they need. America is better than that, and it’s up to you’s broads out there to make things right again. Stop bustin’ our balls, will ya? Ask not what your man can do for you; ask what you can do for your man!

The crowd erupts again.

President Cockeye (now pounding the lectern)
Now, some people say I’m overly passionate about this issue. They say I need to settle down. Well, I have just one thing to say to these nudges - settle shmettle!

With that, the frenzied crowd, Democrats and Republicans alike, starts chanting “Cockeye, Cockeye…” as the President riffs on his pan pipe.

Noodles
Ya know, Cockeye is makin’ a lot of sense. I think he’s going to be a great president.

Suddenly there’s commotion in the chamber. An enraged man with a gun rushes the Speaker’s rostrum.

Speaker Dominic
Bugsy’s coming! Run!

Shots ring out.

Cockeye and Patsy hide underneath the podium.

Speaker Dominic (falling to the ground)
I slipped

Senator Bugsy stands a few feet away from the podium, a smoking pistol in his hand.

Senator Bugsy
How you doing, boys? I hear you’s doing for yourselves now. I hear you’s doing real good.

President Cockeye stands up and whips his pan pipe at Bugsy, knocking the gun out of his hand.

Secretary Bailey, who has been in attendance the entire time, jumps into action, knocking Bugsy to the ground.

Secretary Bailey
Too bad I didn’t stay in the Bronx, eh Bugsy? Excuse the heel.

Secretary Bailey repeatedly kicks Bugsy in the face until it turns into a pulpy red mess.

Noodles
Son of a bitch! How did that bastard Bugsy survive? I went to jail for nothin’! Pass the pipe!

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed something truly extraordinary. No superlative can do justice to what the President and Secretary Bailey did here tonight. The scandals facing them suddenly seem petty and insignificant compared to their heroic deeds. I’m sure I speak for the entire nation when I say I’m proud to be an American today!

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The White House (1968) Interior. Following Day

President Cockeye is at the podium holding a press conference. Several people are standing behind him: Secretary Bailey and Deborah, Vice President Patsy, and Speaker Dominic, who’s in a cast after slipping and breaking his leg.  

President Cockeye (addressing the press corps)
How you’s doin’? I have three things. First, for my gallantry in taking down that scumbag enemy of the United States, Bugsy, I bestow upon myself the Congressional Medal of Honor.  

President Cockeye puts the medal around himself. The press applauds. Cockeye motions to Secretary Bailey to join him. The Secretary takes a bow as the press starts cheering loudly. 

President Cockeye
Second, the pan pipes need to be taught in our schools. End of story. Not only do the pipes rock, they also come in handy in life or death situations, as we saw so clearly last night.  

Third, I’d like to introduce you’s to three new appointees to my Administration. First, please welcome Fat Moe, who will take over as the White House Executive Pastry Chef.

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The press applauds as Moe walks in and takes his place next to Vice President Patsy, to whom Moe hands a charlotte russe.

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Next, please put your hands together for my new Cabinet member, Peggy, Secretary of Prostitution.

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Peggy sashays in and takes her place behind President Cockeye.

President Cockeye
Like all Cabinet members, Peggy will serve at the pleasure of the President…

Vice President Patsy hands the charlotte russe to Peggy and, winking to the press corps, says:

…and the Vice President, too!

The press roars with approving laughter.

President Cockeye
Finally, please welcome my new Drug Czar, Mr. Noodles Aaronson, whose first assignment is to crack down on the illegal opium trade.

Noodles walks out and joins the rest of his old friends, who all warmly hug him. A press photographer, Eve, snaps a photo of them which captures the whole gang back together again.

The camera zooms in for a close-up of Noodles’ smiling face, and then we cut to:

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Opium Den (1933) Interior. Night

Noodles is stretched out on his side on the opium bed. He drags deep and long on the long-stemmed pipe, holding the smoke in his lungs for several seconds before letting it out. An overhead shot shows Noodles turning on his back, his face now looking directly into the camera.

Standing above him is a young woman - twenty-six, beautiful, buxom and completely naked.

Woman
Do you remember me?

Noodles
Who could forget them tsitskehs?

Woman
Do you know a man named Chris?

Noodles
Chris? No.

Woman
He said you’d be here, and that I should pay you a visit. You once pumped a little life into me after my overdose, and I’m here to repay the favor.

With that, Noodles’ face bursts forth into an enormous, blissful smile.

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The End

Once Upon a Time in America: For a few minutes more

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It has been reported recently that Sergio Leone’s children, Andrea and Raffaella, have purchased the Italian rights to Once Upon a Time in America and will work with the renowned Bologna Cinematheque to digitally restore the film. This is exciting news for fans of the film. But I’m more ambivalent about plans to insert 40 minutes of previously unedited footage into Leone’s 229-minute masterpiece, and re-release it as the so-called “director’s cut”.  Make no mistake, I’ll shove little old ladies to the ground, kick puppy dogs through the air, and push the wheelchair-bound out of my way to be the first in line to see this, but unless Leone’s ghost appeared to his children and instructed them to restore those 40 minutes, I don’t see how this can reasonably be considered Leone’s “director’s cut”.

It is not the “director’s cut” because the director is no longer around to cut it. It doesn’t get more axiomatic than that, my friends. Nor is the film’s original editor, Nino Baragli, apparently available. According to reports Fausto Ancillai, the original sound editor, is going to supervise the restoration, but no mention is made of Baragli’s participation in the project. Presumably, his advanced age is preventing his involvement. In other words, the two men responsible for cutting Once Upon a Time in America as we know it today, Leone and Baragli, have absolutely nothing to do with this restoration project.

Baragli, a world-class editor whose credits include The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and Once Upon a Time in the West, said this about editing with Leone:

“I call Sergio “the Pulveriser” because he reduces you to a pulp when the editing starts. But working with him is more exciting than with others. When I edit a film of his I don’t think about it only when I am in front of the Moviola, but also when I’m watching television at night. There is never a sequence that you can shoot in a couple of hours. You need at least a day, and then the next day when you take another look at it, three other solutions present themselves. With him “duplicates” do not exist. You may take one line from one take and one from another which you thought was going to be discarded. Sergio shoots a lot of footage because he has a taste for the shot, because he wants to get the maximum out of the actors, because he wants to cover himself. There are a thousand ways to edit a film of his; certain scenes can become dramatic or ironic according to the editing.”

Which of the thousand ways to edit these 40 minutes will we get? I guarantee one thing: it won’t be the way Leone and Baragli would have done it. Who’s going to be the Pulveriser? Not Leone. Who’s going to get pulverized? Not Baragli. At best this is going to be an approximation of the director’s cut Leone envisioned once upon a time.

The casual fan won’t care or notice. But hardcore fans, fans who know the film inside and out, fans who feel the film’s rhythm in their bones, will be able to discern even the slightest deviations from the established pacing. There’s talk that either Scorsese or Tarantino will oversee the editing. Between the two, I’d choose Tarantino. Scorsese strikes me as one of the worst possible choices, considering that his quick-cutting editing style is in many ways the antithesis of Leone’s slower, more measured approach. To what extent will Scorsese be able to suppress his natural predilection for quick cutting and assume a more Leone-esque tempo?  At least Tarantino has displayed a Leone-esque editing style on occasion. My ideal choice, though it’s just a pipe dream, would be Johnny To, the talented Hong Kong action movie director whose Exiled, which even features a Morricone-esque score, bears an uncanny resemblance to the Leone style.

Speaking of Morricone, I’m glad The Maestro has agreed to score the missing scenes.  However, it should be remembered that Morricone didn’t decide how the music was ultimately used in the film. Leone decided. Who’s going to decide which of the missing scenes are scored and which aren’t? Who’s going to decide which cue to use for the scored scenes? Who’s going to decide when a cue starts and when it stops? Whoever it is, it ain’t gonna be Leone.

Even though all the music for Once Upon a Time in America was scored before filming began, Morricone emphasized:

“Sergio and I always think through our work to the very end, without ever declaring ourselves satisfied. “

Who’s going to think it through to the end with Morricone this time? Sadly, not Leone.

Oh, and there’s another small matter: late in life Leone himself rejected the idea of restoring these scenes. In Oreste De Fornari’s book ‘Sergio Leone: the Great Italian Dream of Legendary America’, Leone discusses each of his films in a chapter entitled “Leone on Leone”. Writing about the different versions of Once Upon a Time in America Leone said this:

“Then there is the very long one that has never been edited and which lasts fifty minutes longer. Four and a half hours. But we rejected the idea of two parts on TV. It is so intricate that it has to be done in one evening. And besides, let’s be honest: this one is my version. The other perhaps explained things more clearly and it could have been done on TV in two or three parts. But the version that I prefer is this one, that bit of reclusiveness is just what I like about it.”

That should be the last word on the subject of the director’s cut. Unless, of course, Leone’s ghost is haunting the restoration labs of the Bologna Cinematheque.

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More to come on this… 

2010 NOFF Awards

Now that the Oscars have been handed out and the awards season is officially over and everyone’s focus has shifted to 2011, I present the 4th Annual NOFF Awards!

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BEST PICTURE

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Black Swan

Enter the Void

Everyone Else

Four Lions

Greenberg

 

 

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Life During Wartime

Monsters

Mother

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

The Social Network

And the Noffscar goes to: Mother

“One lamp - thy mother’s love - amid the stars
Shall lift its pure flame changeless, and before
The throne of God, burn through eternity -
Holy - as it was lit and lent thee here.”
~Nathaniel Parker Willis

“Because I feel that in the heavens above
The angels, whispering one to another,
Can find among their burning tears of love,
None so devotional as that of “Mother,”
Therefore, by that dear name I have long called you,
You who are more than mother unto me.”
~Edgar Allan Poe

“A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands.  But a mother’s love endures through all.”  ~Washington Irving

“Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother’s love is not.”  ~James Joyce

“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.” ~ Marion C. Garretty, A Little Spoonful of Chicken Soup for the Mother’s Soul

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Ah, yes, mother love. Ain’t it grand? It’s universally considered to be a good thing, a healthy thing, even a holy thing. But nobody bothered telling Bong Joon-ho, who plainly sees what others willfully overlook: the twisted, sick, wicked flip side of mother love, which manifests itself when a mother’s unconditional love and protective instincts for her children are taken to the logical extreme. How far is a mother willing to go to protect her children? Watch Mother, a great, morally challenging film which forces us to confront the murkier side of mother love, and find out.

Kim Hye-ja is mother. When her mentally retarded son, Yoon, is accused of murdering a young girl, Hye-ja, convinced of his innocence, sets out to find the real killer. But when she discovers that her son killed the girl by accident, and subsequently lied about it, she resorts to extreme measures, including, ironically, murder, to keep the truth from coming out. She bludgeon’s to death a homeless man who witnessed the killing to prevent him from reporting the incident to the authorities, declaring after the deed is done, “you aren’t worth the dirt under my son’s fingernails”. Perhaps even worse, she allows another young retarded boy to take the rap in her son’s stead. That this other young boy is also mentally retarded might seem contrived, but it’s a deliberate contrivance necessary to illustrate a larger point: that the mother places more value on her own son, not because he’s objectively any better or more special, but simply because he’s her son. Yoon is saved, and the other boy is condemned, purely by virtue of an accident of birth. The other boy’s mother, if he had one, might well do the same to Yoon if she were in Hye-ja’s shoes.

I’m sure most mothers would insist they’d never go to such extremes to protect their children, but Mother is genuinely unsettling not because of how far Hye-ja is willing to go to protect Yoon, but because her actions seem perfectly plausible under the circumstances. She’s just doing, it seems, what comes naturally.

Warning: If you watch Mother you may never look at dear old mumsy in the same way ever again.

p.s. Mom - I trust you’d do the same for me under the circumstances.

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BEST DIRECTOR

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Darren Aronofsky for Black Swan

David Fincher for The Social Network

Bong Joon-ho for Mother

Gaspar Noé for Enter the Void

Edgar Wright for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

And the Noffscar goes to: Gaspar Noé

The creative process often involves combining existing ideas together in new and unusual ways. Take a little from here, a little from there, put them together and voilà! - you’ve got something entirely original. For example: apply the first-person POV camerawork of 1946’s Lady in the Lake to a far-out story involving hallucinogenic drugs, astral projection and reincarnation, and voilà! - you’ve got Enter the Void.

The story, such as it is, concerns a brother and sister, Oscar and Linda, who live together in Tokyo, where he works as a drug dealer, she as a nightclub stripper. After smoking some DMT, which triggers a long, vivid hallucination, the swirling psychedelic lightshow of which looks like a DMT junkie’s version of the ‘Beyond Infinity’ sequence from 2001, Oscar heads to a club called The Void, inside of which he’s shot to death by police in a drug raid. Thereafter, his disembodied spirit floats around trying to stay connected to his sister, with whom he shared a childhood promise, seen in hazy flashback, to stick together always. That promise is fulfilled in the trippy climax when Oscar is reincarnated as Linda’s baby.

What’s astonishing about Enter the Void, whose madly inspired storyline can be interpreted as Oscar’s wish fulfillment psychedelic fantasy at the point of death, is that Noé’s camera never deviates from Oscar’s point of view, even after he’s gunned down by police. Unhinged from the moorings of the physical world, Oscar’s spirit (re: Noé’s camera) hovers over the neon lit labyrinth of Tokyo, gliding from place to place, diving down, soaring high, entering just about every opening (and orifice) imaginable and coming out the other side - a free-floating, disembodied consciousness seeking Oneness with his beloved sister. Noé deserves the Chutzpa Award alongside his NOFFscar for sustaining his remarkable camerawork over such a long running time.

For more on this see Best Cinematography below.

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BEST ACTOR

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Ronald Bronstein in Daddy Longlegs

Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network

Ryan Gosling in Blue Valentine

Joaquin Phoenix in I’m Still Here

Édgar Ramírez in Carlos

And the Noffscar goes to: Ronald Bronstein

A few years ago Bronstein directed an Indie film called Frownland which featured a remarkable lead performance by unknown Dore Mann. If nothing else, the film revealed Bronstein to be a good director of actors. Daddy Longlegs proves that Bronstein is a talented actor himself. He plays a divorced NYC movie projectionist by the name of Lenny whose two young sons are in town for their yearly two-week visitation. At first Lenny’s behavior just seems amusingly eccentric, such as when he walks across a busy street on his hands to impress the kids, but it soon becomes apparent that he has no business caring for children. Among other things, Lenny argues with the kids’ school principal; takes them on an impromptu excursion upstate with a girl he laid the night before; spends a night in the clink for painting graffiti; and allows the children to go to the supermarket by themselves even after he was recently mugged on his way home from there. But his mind-bogglingly irresponsible behavior reaches a new low when he gives the boys sedatives so they won’t wake up while he pulls an all-nighter at work; even worse, he gives them an overdose and they spend the next few days unconscious!

Reportedly, Bronstein remained in character off the set, which is a testament to his total commitment to the role (though I pity the folks around him). He fully inhabits the character, revealing all of Lenny’s foibles and eccentricities without ever resorting to parody or condescension. Yet for all his fatherly shortcomings there’s also something endearing about Lenny. His childlike exuberance is infectious, and however misguided his parenting may be, his devotion to the kids is undeniable. Even giving the children sleeping pills was done with the best of intentions: he didn’t want them to wake up and not find him home (though his concern doesn’t stop him from going out with his girlfriend while the kids sleep - and periodically calling home to check if they’ve awoken!). And when they finally do wake up his evident joy at seeing them is genuinely touching. Daddy Longlegs is a fascinating character study largely because Bronstein’s marvelous debut performance makes Lenny one of the year’s truly indelible characters.

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BEST ACTRESS

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Kim Hye-ja in Mother

Jeon Do-yeon in Secret Sunshine

Birgit Minichmayr in Everyone Else

Natalie Portman in Black Swan

Michelle Williams in Blue Valentine

And the Noffscar goes to: Jeon Do-yeon

Kim Hye-ja of Mother seemed to be a shoo-in for the NOFF Award until I happened to catch Jeon Do-yeon’s towering performance in Secret Sunshine later in the year. I couldn’t understand why nobody seemed to be talking about her or the film until I learned that Do-yeon won Best Actress for her performance at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival. I have no idea why the film took so long to reach U.S. shores, but now that it has Do-yeon’s staggering performance must be reckoned with.

She plays Shin-ae, a recently widowed mother of a young boy who moves to her late husband’s hometown. Not long after Shin-ae arrives tragedy strikes again: her son is kidnapped and held for ransom. Her frantic efforts to gather the ransom money are to no avail: his body is discovered a few days later. Numbed by shock, Shin-ae’s seemingly unemotional demeanor at the funeral is mistaken for heartlessness by her impassioned mother-in-law. Nothing could be further from the truth. Her tightly bottled up emotions are there, all right, bubbling under the surface, primed to explode, but manifesting themselves, at first, only as physical symptoms like shortness of breath and stomach pains. In desperation she attends a bereavement support meeting, where she observes others displaying outward expressions of grief. Finally, she too lets go, releasing her long-suppressed emotions in sustained howls of despair emanating from the core of her being. Never have I seen a more genuine, agonizing expression of grief.

But Do-yeon’s performance is just getting started. Shin-ae’s experience at the meeting proves cathartic, and soon after she joins the community church, where she finds solace singing songs and preaching forgiveness. Still, there’s something disconcerting about the rapidity with which she’s seemingly moved on; one can’t help but think that her sudden religious awakening amounts to little more than a hastily erected bulwark against the painful reality. Sooner or later, one fears, something is going to knock that rickety bulwark down. Without divulging what that something is, suffice it to say that events transpire which obliterate her defenses and push her over the edge, leading her to rebel against God, religion, and the community, and, finally, to descend into complete madness.

This complex, challenging role, which is fraught with potentially melodramatic pitfalls, requires that Shin-ae be in a constant state of emotional flux, and through it all, from relative stability to frantic desperation, from mind-numbing shock to soul-wrenching grief, from self-deluded happiness to self-destructive insanity, Do-jeon remains utterly convincing, not just giving one of the best performances I saw last year, but simply one of the best performances I’ve ever seen.

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BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

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Vincent Cassel in Black Swan

Michael Fassbender in Fish Tank

Armie Hammer in The Social Network

John Hawkes in Winter’s Bone

Ben Mendelsohn in Animal Kingdom

And the Noffscar goes to: John Hawkes

In interviews Winter’s Bone director Debra Granik repeatedly betrayed her soft spot for Teardrop. She even talks about the shooting of an alternate ending which would have spared Teardrop his tragic destiny. Although her sentimental conception of the man did result in a discernable softening of the character originally created by novelist Daniel Woodrell, things could have been much worse if John Hawkes, who portrays the character, hadn’t insisted on keeping Teardrop’s essentially hardened nature relatively intact.

Apparently, there was some tension on the set between Granik and Hawkes, especially over her proposed hopeful ending, but thankfully Hawkes’ hard-headedness prevailed over Granik’s soft-heartedness, and Teardrop’s downbeat end is retained. Even when Granik does manage to foist unnecessarily sentimental bits of business on the character, such as when she has Teardrop bring baby chicks to Ree’s young siblings or pluck a few notes on an old banjo (moments not in the book, and to which Hawkes reportedly objected), Hawkes’ marvelous underplaying never betrays Teardrop’s fundamental nature.

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BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

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Dale Dickey in Winter’s Bone

Greta Gerwig in Greenberg

Lesley Manville in Another Year

Chloë Grace Moretz in Kick-Ass

Olivia Williams in The Ghost Writer

And the Noffscar goes to: Lesley Manville

Another Year is structured around a year in the life of happily married couple Tom and Gerri, but the film really belongs to Lesley Manville’s Mary, a lonely middle-aged single woman with a history of failed relationships. The story is divided into four parts, one for every season, each one highlighted by a visit from Mary. It’s a wonder that Mary keeps turning up at Tom and Gerri’s door since their seemingly ideal relationship stands in stark relief to the naked desperation of the perennially miserable Mary. Everything Mary does seems designed to spare herself from some sad truths: she talks too much to avoid reflecting on her loneliness; drinks too much to forget how miserable she is; dresses too young to deny how old she is. She rejects the one person she’s compatible with (an equally lonely and age-appropriate friend of Tom’s), while doggedly pursuing the person she’s least likely to have a chance with (Tom and Gerri’s much younger son). Mary’s the neurotic product of a lifetime’s worth of bad decisions. In lesser hands, such a creature could easily degenerate into caricature, but Manville’s emotionally complex portrayal brings a rare depth of feeling to the role of Mary.

Tom and Gerri’s goodwill towards Mary is tested when, one cold winter day, she shows up uninvited at their house. Irritated by her behavior but too kind to ask her to leave, T & G invite her to dinner with their son, his girlfriend, and Tom’s recently widowed brother (whose ear Mary talked off earlier). During dinner Mary is mostly left out of the conversation which centers on family matters. The camera slowly circles around the table from person to person, finally coming to rest on Mary, who is uncharacteristically quiet. She gives a forced, half-hearted answer when the conversation briefly turns to her, then resumes her silence when the conversation veers away again. Rather than follow the conversation, the camera holds on Mary, the soundtrack goes silent, she lowers her head, and the film fades out. Her defense mechanisms finally crumble, and she’s left with the crushing realization that she doesn’t really belong there. The sad, lost expression on Mary’s face just before the film fades out is one of the most haunting, achingly poignant images of the year.

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BEST SCREENPLAY

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Everyone Else by Maren Ade

Four Lions by Chris Morris

Greenberg by Noah Baumbach

Life During Wartime by Todd Solondz

The Social Network by Aaron Sorkin

And the Noffscar goes to: The Social Network

“Once I have an idea for how I’m gonna start, once I know what the first scene is gonna be, I write it. Because the difference between being on page five and being on page nothing is life and death to me. So, I try to write that first scene with as much power and energy as I can” - Aaron Sorkin

Sorkin’s scintillating adaptation of Ben Mezrich’s nonfiction bestseller ‘The Accidental Billionaires: The Founding of Facebook, A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius, and Betrayal‘ opens with a dazzlingly written scene in which motor-mouthed Mark Zuckerberg, the nerdy computer genius credited, albeit controversially, with inventing Facebook, gets dumped. It’s easy to believe Sorkin wrote that scene, which is characterized by rapid fire dialogue akin to a 40s style screwball comedy, with as much power and energy as he could muster. From there Sorkin, working from sworn depositions fraught with contradictions, weaves together the conflicting versions of the story into a Rashomon-style investigation of “the truth”, allowing the audience to decide for themselves who’s telling the truth, who really invented Facebook, who wronged whom - a gripping approach to the material certain to make for interesting post-viewing conversation/argument.

The invention of Facebook is not a particularly compelling story in itself; it’s the controversy surrounding it which supplies the dramatic interest. Not surprisingly, Sorkin was not attracted to the project because of the Facebook phenomenon itself, but because it afforded him the opportunity to work with classical themes as old as storytelling itself: friendship, betrayal, loyalty, class, power, jealousy etc. The inherent power of these themes, and the skill with which Sorkin uses them to tell this fascinating tale, ensures that Sorkin’s Social Network will endure long after Zuckerberg’s social network has become a thing of the past.

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BEST EDITING

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Black Swan

Inception

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

The Social Network

Toy Story 3

And the Noffscar goes to: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

According to director Edgar Wright the editing process took an intense 10 months to complete, and the hard work put into it is evident on screen, the end result being vividly imaginative editing, both within and between scenes.

Transitions between scenes:

One of the most exciting aspects of the editing technique is the inventive way scenes flow together, such as when a character starts to say something in one location and finishes the sentence in another. Not only does this keep the story moving briskly along, it also provides a visually interesting way to deliver exposition, which is particularly important in a film with as many characters, subplots and sequences as this one. Far from being just a flashy stylistic device, this technique is absolutely integral to the film’s comic book subject matter, functioning as the visual equivalent of the reader’s eyes scanning from one frame to the next, or as Wright suggested, “like my hand turning the page for you.”

Editing within scenes:

The scene below nicely illustrates the film’s consistently playful and offbeat approach to editing. The content of the scene is completely banal: just a bunch of young people being introduced to each other at a club. Less adventurous directors would have treated the scene as mere exposition, and just cut back and forth between the characters generically. In Wright’s hands, there’s nothing generic about this scene. All 51 seconds crackle with energy, each shot vibrant and significant, and the scene develops in unpredictable and amusing ways.

Notice how humor is generated by playing with audience expectations.

Ramona is greeted by Scott as she enters the club:

           Scott: “Hey, you totally came.”

           Ramona: Yes, I did totally come.

A few seconds later Scott’s sister, Stacey, introduces herself to Ramona:

           Stacey: Please excuse my brother, he’s chronically enfeebled. I’m Stacey.

           Ramona: “Hey”

Stacey then introduces Ramona to Wallace, Scott’s gay roommate:

           Stacey: This is Wallace, his roommate.

           Wallace: “Hey”

Then she introduces Ramona to her boyfriend, Jimmy:

           Stacey: This is my boyfriend, Jimmy.

At this point we expect the established pattern to continue with Jimmy saying “Hey” to Ramona, but instead Wright cuts back to Wallace seductively saying “Hey” to Jimmy!

The scene continues with Stacey introducing Ramona to Knives:

           Stacey: “Oh, and this is Knives.

Rather than saying “Hey” to Ramona, Knives enthusiastically says “Hey” to Scott and hugs and kisses him, setting up the romantic triangle between Scott, Ramona and Knives.

Scott looks at Ramona, then back at Knives. Knives looks at Ramona. Ramona looks at Scott. Stacey looks at Scott. But then Wallace, totally unconcerned with the drama unfolding, looks at…Jimmy! (And Jimmy, surprised at being caught staring at Wallace, quickly looks away!)

Would that all directors practiced such zestful and hilariously unpredictable editing!

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BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

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And the Noffscar goes to: Enter the Void

Astral projection - “An interpretation of any form of out-of-body experience (OBE) that assumes the existence of an “astral body” separate from the physical body and capable of traveling outside it. Astral projection denotes the astral body leaving the physical body to travel in the astral plane.”

I knew a girl who claimed she could leave her body and float around from place to place. I issued her a challenge: if she could float over to my house at some allotted hour and later describe in detail what I was doing at the time, I’d believe her. She never did. I only mention this because I do not believe in astral projection, all right? (Though it would be cool). Whatever is happening when people have out-of-body experiences can be explained, I’m sure, rationally without resorting to New Age mumbo-jumbo.

Enter the Void need not be interpreted literally as the visualization of Oscar’s astral projection. An equally valid interpretation is that the film represents Oscar’s DMT-influenced hallucinogenic fantasy at the point of his death. Either way, the scenario presented major technical challenges for Noé and his cinematographer, Benoit Debie, because the camera, which doesn’t deviate from Oscar’s point of view even after he dies, spends much of its time soaring over and above the earthbound proceedings, necessitating the use of incredibly lengthy and elaborate crane shots. The film’s extraordinary last hour is essentially one long, sustained crane shot, in which the camera stands in for the eyes of Oscar, whose gliding, swooping spirit keeps going in and out of various openings, including his own gunshot wound, seeking reentry into the world of the living, and finally finding it in his sister’s womb, where he attaches himself to a fertilizing sperm and later exits through her birth canal as the reincarnated child of his sister. Not surprisingly, I spent a good portion of the film gape-mouthed and muttering, “Whoa…cool”.

Note: Like 2001: A Space Odyssey, one of Noé’s acknowledged influences, Enter the Void ends with a mind-blowing sequence involving a “miraculous” rebirth.

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BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

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Alice in Wonderland by Danny Elfman

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The Ghost Writer by Alexandre Desplat

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How to Train Your Dragon by John Powell

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Let Me In by Michael Giacchino

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TRON: Legacy by Daft Punk

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And the Noffscar goes to: TRON: Legacy

Given that I concluded my recent comments on Bernard Herrmann’s score to North by Northwest by saying, “Oh, how I’d love to force all the modern day action movie composers to listen to Herrmann’s score; maybe they’d learn what real music sounds like and throw away their infernal drum machines and synthesizers”, it might seem contradictory, if not downright schizoid, to turn around a month later and award Best Score of 2010 to Daft Punk, an electronic music duo famous for their synth-and-kick drum driven house music. Surely if anyone belonged in the “should listen to Bernard Herrmann” category it is they. To my utter delight I discovered that they have. After seeing the film I read an interview with the duo in which one of them says, “we knew from the start that there was no way we were going to do this film score with two synthesizers and a drum machine,” and then he goes on to cite Herrmann as an inspiration! I would gladly take full credit for this if not for the fact that the interview took place well before I made my comment.

That I went into the screening of TRON: Legacy with low expectations and came out 90 minutes later convinced I’d just heard the year’s best score was the pleasantest surprise of the movie year. Because Daft Punk drew inspiration from the masters of the past - not just Herrmann but also Max Steiner, Vangelis and Wendy Carlos, who composed the groundbreaking electronic score to the original Tron - rather than the hacks of the present, the duo’s hybrid electronic and orchestral score has an epic power almost completely lacking in the usual formulaic electronics-plus-orchestra scores so prominent in today’s thrillers and action movies. Nobody told these novice film composers that you aren’t supposed to write bold and daring scores of towering power and originality anymore. They didn’t know any better; so they just went ahead and did it.

If TRON: Legacy had one of those dreadfully generic sounding scores I surely would have dismissed the film as a mindless lightshow encumbered with a feeble storyline. But Daft Punk’s remarkable score, an instant classic, singlehandedly transforms the film’s otherwise subpar material into something far better than it had any right to be, its  potent combo of electro razzle and orchestral dazzle adding dimension to the two dimensional characters (far more than the 3D does), energizing the tired scenario, and providing meaning to the mindless spectacle.

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BEST ART DIRECTION/SET DESIGN

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The Ghost Writer

Inception

The King’s Speech

And the Noffscar goes to: Inception

Inception is one of the rare films whose production design is absolutely intrinsic to the plot. The “architect” of the film is the person who designs the dreamscapes within the dreamer’s mind, but the daunting task of designing and constructing these dreamscapes in the real world fell on the production design team. They were the real architects of Inception. Therefore, much of the credit for the architectonic precision of the film goes to production designer Guy Dyas and his crew, whose meticulously conceived production design, most of which was, amazingly, accomplished without the aid of CGI*, brought Nolan’s trippy dreams-within-dreams vision vividly to life.

*See also Best Visual Effects below.

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Black Swan

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Monsters

Valhalla Rising

And the Noffscar goes to: Enter the Void

Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk had quite a year: not only did he co-write the thrilling NOFF-Award winning score to TRON: Legacy, he also created the imaginative sound design for Enter the Void. Sound is a vital element in Noé’s cinema, never more so than in Enter the Void, where it functions as the audio complement to the film’s psychedelic visuals. Together, sound and image forge a total audiovisual head trip.

According to Noé, “a maelstrom of sound begins when Oscar collapses”. That maelstrom of sound includes, 1) disorienting whirring and whishing noises, 2) an almost constant low thudding beat -the pulsating of blood in Oscar’s head; the pounding drums of nightclub music; the regular thumping of a heart - the rhythm of which matches that of the omnipresent flashing neon signs and pulsating strobe lights, amplifying the film’s hypnotic, trance-like power, and 3) the steady low frequency humming of Binaural tones, which are known to alter brainwaves and induce alternate frames of consciousness. The latter makes Gaspar Noé a rather dangerous filmmaker: he’s not just trying to fuck with your mind; he wants to tinker around in your very nervous system!

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BEST FOREIGN FILM

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Dogtooth

Everyone Else

Mother

A Prophet

Secret Sunshine

And the Noffscar goes to: Mother

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BEST DOCUMENTARY

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Exit Through the Gift Shop

A Film Unfinished

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work

Restrepo

Sweetgrass

And the Noffscar goes to: Exit Through the Gift Shop

“I think the joke is on…I don’t know who the joke is on. I don’t even know if there is a joke.”

Banksy: “Never once during the film’s making did it occur to me that people would think either the film or Thierry was some kind of put-on. In a way, that diminishes the power of the movie. But on the other hand, it makes me look kind of smart-so I’ll take it.”

But who’s to say this comment isn’t also part of the put-on? Banksy, after all, has elevated pranksterism to high art, and Exit Through the Gift Shop just might be a prank, wrapped in a hoax, inside a practical joke.

Consider some of the incredibly loopy utterances of, ahem, “Mr. Brainwash”:

“Some people might think that I’m a rabbit because I’m running around and they think I’m not organized. But I said, wait until the end of life and you’ll see if I’m a rabbit or a turtle.”

“Like what I say, I’m playing chess. I don’t know how to play chess, but life is a chess game for me.”

“Everything that I do, somewhere, brainwashes your face.”

“Like there is a park amusement. I’m making it an art amusement - you know I change park to art.” - talking about his debut “art” show

“The only thing I wanna do in L.A. is to show that Los Angeles can have great shows. You know it’s like a revolution kind of.”

“Because I think it’s part of the popular culture - and you passed away and… I’m here. - referring to the ubiquity of the Campbell Soup spray paint cans in his show

This guy’s incoherence makes Nigel Tufnel sound like the articulate voice of reason. And the so-called art show he “puts on” looks like a spoof of a lampoon  of a parody of a graffiti artist’s worst nightmare, the pièce de résistance of which is a picture of Batman’s grandfather called…”Batpapi”.

What’s definitely not a put on, however, is that hip Los Angelinos everywhere came to the show, largely because Banksy blindly endorsed it (why would he do that after being so appalled by the ineptitude of Mr. Brainwash’s street art documentary?), and made it a smashing success. Could it be that the show was “put on” - by Banksy, for his documentary - to make a point about the crass commercialization of street art?

Banksy: “If the movie was a carefully scripted prank you can be sure I would’ve given myself some better lines. I would’ve meticulously planned my spontaneous off-the-cuff remarks.”

The thing is, though, Banksy did (seemingly) write himself some great lines:

“It was a joke, a jumble of sequences with no links, no narrative, no structure - like a crazy person with a short attention span flicking through a 900 channel cable box. It was at that point I realized that maybe Thierry wasn’t actually a filmmaker, and he was maybe just someone with mental problems who happened to have a camera.” - referring to MBW’s alleged documentary on street art, ‘Life Remote Control’.

“I always used to encourage everyone I met to make art. I used to think everyone should do it.” [He then pauses for comic effect] “I don’t really do that so much anymore” (juxtaposed with a shot of MBW spray painting some trash).

“Most artists spend years perfecting their craft, finding their style, and Terry seemed to miss out on all those bits - I mean, there’s no one like Terry, even though his art looks like everyone else’s”.

“Maybe Terry was a genius all along. Maybe he got a bit lucky. Maybe it means art is a bit of a joke.”

“Warhol repeated iconic images until they became meaningless, but there was still something iconic about them. Thierry really makes them meaningless.”

I don’t know, those spontaneous off-the-cuff remarks seem to have the whiff of the meticulously planned. The same could be said of the entire film. What are the chances that the circumstances surrounding this documentary happened by sheer chance? A loony Frenchman named Thierry Guetta starts obsessively filming streets artists, dreaming of one day meeting the legendary Banksy. His dream comes true when Banksy, known for scrupulously keeping his identity secret, inexplicably allows this complete stranger full access to his life and work. Banksy then encourages Guetta to make a documentary about graffiti artists out of all his footage, but when the documentary turns out to be so mind-bogglingly awful, Banksy decides to make his own documentary. Banksy’s documentary, called Exit Through the Gift Shop, turns out to be the story of Mr. Guetta’s decidedly unlikely rise to stardom in the (street) art world as one Mr. Brainwash, a success story facilitated by Banksy’s blind endorsement. If that all happened by chance, then I guess it’s true that truth is stranger than fiction. But if it’s all a put-on, and I hope it is, the film is pure genius.

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BEST ANIMATED FILM

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How to Train Your Dragon

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And the Noffscar goes to: Toy Story 3

This year’s group of animated films was pretty weak compared to last year’s. AMPAS couldn’t even come up with 5 nominees. I could, but although they’re all solid enough, none rises to instant classic status like last year’s UP and Fantastic Mr. Fox. Toy Story 3 comes closest, but it took a second viewing for it to really grow on me. I still thought it had too many recycled elements (wasn’t Buzz reset to the factory settings before?), and I continue to resist the maudlin sentimentality of the ending, especially when Andy takes one last look at his toys and says, “thanks guys” - sorry, but hormone-raging 17-year old guys going off to college have only one thing on their minds, and it ain’t the childhood toys they’re leaving behind, believe me.

Anyway, I guess I’d better say something nice about the film since it won the Noffscar and all. First, it looks incredible. Nothing looks better on Blu-Ray than animation, and the film’s eye-popping attention to detail and spectacularly vivid colors fully justify the expense of my 50 inch plasma television. Though the story was a bit stale, the characters themselves remain fun to be around. The scene where they all hold hands and face almost certain death together in a fiery trash compactor is both suspenseful and touching. Best of all, though, is the appearance of a great new character: Lotso, the teddy bear (wonderfully voiced by Ned Beatty). He’s adorable-looking, but don’t be fooled - this teddy bear is rotten to the stuffing’s core. That the best villain of 2010 was a pink, ultra-cuddly, strawberry-scented teddy bear is further proof that Pixar’s imagination is second to none in the animation field.

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BEST ORIGINAL SONG

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“Alice’s Theme” by Danny Elfman from Alice in Wonderland

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“Dear Laughing Doubters” by Sondre Lerche & Theodore Shapiro from Dinner with Schmucks

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“Life During Wartime” by Marc Shaiman & Todd Solondz from Life During Wartime

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“Garbage Truck” by Beck from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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“Threshold” by Beck from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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And the Noffscar goes to: “Alice’s Theme” from Alice in Wonderland

One of the best musical cues of the year was Danny Elfman’s “Alice’s Theme”, a lushly melodic yet faintly spooky piece whose celestial choir, lilting strings and twinkly orchestrations hark back to the kind of enchanting fantasy themes he became famous for. The best song of the year spun out of this gorgeous melody when Elfman added lyrics to it after noticing that the use of the word “Alice” would fit perfectly with the final pair of descending notes of the theme.

For some reason the song was not eligible for an Oscar (though Avril Lavigne’s unlistenable “Alice” from the same film was).  For the Academy’s edification, here’s the dictionary definition of a song: a short musical composition of words and music.

Okay, let’s see if “Alice’s Theme” fits the definition or not:

  • 1) “A short musical composition” - It’s 5 minutes long - check
  • 2) “with words” - Yep, it’s got ‘em - check
  • 3) “and music” - Yep, it’s got that too - check

Elfman got screwed twice: once when the Academy snubbed his marvelous score, and again when they evidently thought that the best song of the year wasn’t really a song.

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BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS

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Inception

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TRON: Legacy

And the Noffscar goes to: Inception

Because Nolan is not a fan of CGI, most of the visual effects in Inception were done practically rather than digitally, meaning that the majority of what we see in the film’s dream worlds, including the rotating hotel corridor, the horizontal elevator shafts, the Escher-like staircases, and the Alberta mountain snow fortress, were constructed in the real world, not the virtual one. Nolan is one of the few major Hollywood directors today who realizes that CGI, no matter how skillfully rendered, simply cannot achieve the same degree of tangible realism that practical effects can.

As special effects supervisor Chris Corbould says, “There’s always a way to do things with computer imagery, but I don’t think it would create the same effect. With practical effects, you get the impact of it, as they’re colliding with the bed, hitting the light fittings, going across to hit the walls. You really gain the energy of it, with the actors struggling to keep their wits about them.”

For example, in order to pull off the rotating hotel hallway scene, which features Joseph Gordon-Levitt zigzagging down revolving corridors and bouncing from floor to wall to ceiling like Fred Astaire in Royal Wedding crossed with Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, a 100-foot corridor with the ability to rotate 360 degrees was constructed, along with matching vertical, horizontal and upside down sets, in order to create the illusion of constantly shifting gravity. Would that more directors followed Nolan’s lead!

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The American:

The tragi-poetic conclusion: hit-man Clooney, dying from a gunshot wound, desperately drives to “the spot” to see his girl one more time, hitting the steering wheel in frustration because he knows how close he was to making a clean getaway.

Another Year:

The final scene/shot: the camera circles around the guests at the dinner table of Tom and Gerri’s, finally coming to rest on Lesley Manville’s Mary, who’s suddenly feeling totally out of place with this family. In a moment of crushing realization, now knowing she doesn’t really belong there, she lowers her head and the film fades out.

Blue Valentine:

From happy beginnings to miserable endings: the crosscutting scene juxtaposing the couples’ wedding vows with the death throes of their relationship powerfully shows how they lived happily ever after once before.

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Daddy Longlegs:

Well-meaning but (hilariously) irresponsible Daddy administers sedatives to his kids so they won’t wake up while he pulls an all-nighter at work - but inadvertently knocks them out for days!

Dogtooth:

Despite the best efforts of the bizarrely overprotective parents to keep outside influences away from their confined children, the elder daughter manages to get her hands on a video of Flashdance, and when the children put on a show for the parents, said daughter proceeds to regale them with a Jennifer Beals-inspired dance, which is both hilarious and oddly poignant.

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Enter the Void:

I enthusiastically posted a YouTube link to the psychedelic opening credit sequence of Enter the Void on my Facebook page on February 14, 2010 - long before Quentin Tarantino declared it “one of the greatest in cinema history”.

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Enter the Void:

Do you want to know what a DMT trip is like? Click on the link and find out.

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Fish Tank:

The farewell dance between the combative mother and daughter is deeply moving because there’s so much unspoken emotion going on under the surface of that pas de deux - it’s an act of contrition, an expression of forgiveness and, perhaps, a last goodbye.

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Four Lions:

After two bumbling would-be Islamic terrorists flunk out of their terrorist training camp in Pakistan, they try to redeem themselves by firing a rocket launcher at an American drone. As usual, things go terribly awry: the powerful recoil of the weapon propels the bumbler to the ground like a rag doll and the misdirected rocket blows up a terrorist camp (killing sheikh Osama Bin Laden we later learn!) instead of the drone. The bumblers then must run for their lives from a hail of bombs coming from the terrorist camp they just accidently blew up!

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Hachi: A Dog’s Tale:

I’m not ashamed to admit it: the scene where Joan Allen sees poor old Hachi still waiting for Gere to show up at the train station 10 years after the man’s death ripped my heart out and stomped on it until it turned to mush.

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Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollows:

This is a very weak entry in the series, but it does contain one memorable scene: The Story of the Three Brothers - a self-contained segment, beautifully narrated by Emma Watson, which uses striking Lotte Reiniger-like silhouette animation to recount the tale of the deathly hollows.

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How to Train Your Dragon:

Hiccup touches Toothless: Not since Puff and Jackie Paper have a boy and his dragon bonded so memorably. If mortal enemies like a Viking and a fire-breathing dragon can befriend one another, maybe there’s hope for all of us in this crazy, mixed-up world of ours.

Inception:

The really cool rotating, gravity-shifting hotel hallway fight.

Kick-Ass:

Without Hit Girl Kick-Ass would kick considerably less ass: watch the pint-sized vigilante dispatch a gang of thugs with her lethal crime-fighting skills.

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Let Me In:

All Richard Jenkins wanted to do was procure some blood for his vampire, but even the best laid plans of vampire servants can go awry. Reeves said his inspiration for the botched murder/car crash scene was the bungled murder attempt on Grace Kelly in Dial M for Murder, and you can definitely see the influence of The Master in the way Reeves builds suspense here. I particularly like the way he insists on keeping the camera’s focus on Jenkins hiding in the backseat so that we see and hear everything from his perspective.

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Let Me In:

The death of Elias Koteas: with the help of composer Michael Giacchino, whose creepy music builds relentlessly to an unbearably nerve-racking crescendo, Reeves pulls off another great suspense scene.

Life During Wartime:

Pedophile Bill, recently released from prison, visits his son Billy at college to make sure he hasn’t turned out like him, and to say his goodbyes. Anyone who likes Happiness should find this scene powerfully moving.

Monsters:

A flash of lightning illuminates a monster approaching the film’s hiding couple, Samantha and Andrew. Then something unexpected happens: instead of attacking the people the monster meets up with another of its kind, and they touch tentacles in some form of communication before going their separate ways (to battle the attacking human army) - similar to the way the human couple is separated by the army moments later. It’s a surprising, oddly moving moment which calls into question just who the “monsters” of the title really are.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World:

Scott Pilgrim vs. a militant vegan: the bass guitar showdown.

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The Social Network:

Following the dazzlingly written and acted opening scene in which motor-mouthed Zuckerberg gets dumped (a scene which itself was a finalist), the intoxicated, vindictative nerdy little computer genius invents Facemash.com

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And the Noffscar goes to: The death of Elias Koteas from Let Me In

Let the Right One In was number 2 on my 2008 top ten list, so I wasn’t exactly thrilled when I heard it was being remade. To my utter surprise and delight, Let Me In turned out to be nothing less than one of the best remakes ever made. Do not listen to those myopic critics who glibly dismiss it as a slavish rehash of the original. It is nothing of the sort.

Directed by talented genre specialist Matt Reeves, whose underrated Cloverfield placed just under Let the Right One In on that same 2008 list, Let Me In boasts two of the best-directed scenes of the year, one being the notorious “car crash” scene, which has no comparable scene in the original, the other being the killing of Elias Koteas’s character, which does. If I choose the latter over the former as the best scene of the year it is because Reeves finds imaginative ways to improve upon the corresponding scene in the original.

In bare outline the scenes are identical: a man enters the apartment of the vampire and gets killed. But the onscreen differences between them are legion. The original scene lasts about 5 minutes. The scene in Let Me In lasts about 8. Reeves uses those additional 3 minutes to ratchet up the suspense to a level the original never approaches. In the original the man doesn’t realize anyone else is in the apartment. Koteas does, but he doesn’t know where, which puts him (and us) on edge from the beginning. A key difference here is Reeves’ use of music. The original scene doesn’t have any to speak of, except for the banal use of a stinger chord when the vampire jumps out. Reeves, on the other hand, builds the entire scene around Michael Giacchino’s marvelously creepy music, which keeps stopping and starting unsettlingly as the scene develops. But once Koteas realizes that the vampire is behind the closed bathroom door, MG’s music turns unrelentingly intense. Reeves devotes a full minute of screen time to Koteas slowly advancing toward that door while the music steadily intensifies, and it’s the most electrifying 60 seconds of the film year. As Koteas gets closer and closer, the slow ominous percussion hits get louder and louder, the menacing Herrmannesque strings get scarier and scarier and the frantic violins get faster and faster, until the scene reaches an unbearably nerve-racking crescendo.

In addition to being more dramatically potent than the original, the scene also invites a more complex emotional response for a couple of reasons.  In the original we barely know the man who enters the apartment, and so his brutal death affects us viscerally but not emotionally. Koteas, on the other hand, is a major character in the film, a cop investigating the recent spate of murders, and a likeable guy to boot, and so we don’t want to see him get killed. His death is genuinely sad and tragic, whereas his counterpart’s demise just seems grisly. Reeves also emphasizes the fact that this is a pivotal moment in the young boy’s inevitable evolution from relatively normal kid to vampire lover/assistant. In the original scene, the boy, although clearly upset, simply closes the door and walks away as the man’s lifeblood is sucked out of him. In Let Me In the boy seems torn between helping Koteas, who reaches his hand out to the boy, or allowing the vampire to finish the kill. The boy extends his hand, and for a moment we can’t tell whether he will grasp Koteas’s hand or close the door. In the end he closes the door on Koteas and the innocent young boy he once was. His fate is now sealed.

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NOFFSCAR AWARDS TALLIES
43 films represented from 18 categories out of the 142 eligible films seen

3 Wins
Enter the Void

2 Wins
Inception
Mother

1 Win
Alice in Wonderland
Another Year
Daddy Longlegs
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Let Me In
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Secret Sunshine
The Social Network
Toy Story 3
TRON: Legacy
Winter’s Bone

8 Nominations
Black Swan
The Social Network

7 Nominations
Enter the Void
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

4 Nominations
Everyone Else
Inception
Let Me In
Life During Wartime
Monsters
Mother

3 Nominations
Alice in Wonderland
Another Year
Blue Valentine
Four Lions
The Ghost Writer
Greenberg
How to Train Your Dragon

2 Nominations
Daddy Longlegs
Dogtooth
Fish Tank
Kick-Ass
Secret Sunshine
Toy Story 3
TRON: Legacy
Valhalla Rising
Winter’s Bone

1 Nomination
The American
Animal Kingdom
Carlos
Despicable Me
Dinner with Schmucks
Exit Through the Gift Shop
A Film Unfinished
Hachi: A Dog’s Tale
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 1
I’m Still Here
Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
The King’s Speech
A Prophet
Restrepo
The Secret of Kells
Sweetgrass
Tangled

2010 NOFF Award Nominations

Here are the eagerly anticipated nominations for the 4th Annual NOFF Awards! Please be sure to return in 2 weeks, Sunday, March 6, when the winners will be revealed!

No rule changes this year: for a film to be eligible it must have appeared, either theatrically, on video, or On Demand, in the U.S. for the first time during the 2010 calendar year.

I’ve seen the following 142 eligible films:

Agora
Ajami
Alice in Wonderland
All Good Things
American, The
Animal Kingdom
Another Year
Art of the Steal, The
Babies
Barry Munday
Best Worst Movie
Biutiful
Black Swan
Bluebeard
Blue Valentine
Book of Eli, The
Brooklyn’s Finest
Buried
Carlos
Casino Jack and the United States of Money
Catfish
Centurion
Chaser, The
Chloe
Crazies,The
Cropsey
Cyrus
Daddy Longlegs
Daybreakers
Despicable Me
Devil
Dinner for Schmucks
Disappearance of Alice Creed, The
Dogtooth
Easier with Practice
Easy A
Eccentricities of a Blonde-haired Girl
Eclipse, The
Enter the Void
Everyone Else
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Exploding Girl, The
Fair Game
Father of My Children
Fighter, The
Film Unfinished, A
Fish Tank
Flipped
Four Lions
Freakonomics
Freebie, The
Frozen
GasLand
Get Him to the Greek
Get Low
Ghost Writer, The
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The
Greenberg
Hachi: A Dog’s Tale
Hadewijch
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Hereafter
Hot Tub Time Machine
How to Train Your Dragon
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The
I Am Love
Illusionist, The
I Love You Phillip Morris
I’m Still Here
Inception
Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
Kick-Ass
Kids Are Alright,The
Killer Inside Me, The
King’s Speech, The
Lake Mungo
Last Airbender, The
Last Exorcism, The
Lebanon
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole
Let Me In
Life During Wartime
Love and Other Drugs
Machete
Made in Dagenham
Megamind
Micmacs
Middle Men
Monsters
Mother
Mother and Child
Never Let Me Go
Oath, The
Oceans
127 Hours
Paranormal Activity 2
Peepli Live
Piranha
Please Give
Prophet, A
Rabbit Hole
Red Riding 1974
Red Riding 1980
Red Riding 1983
Restrepo
Runaways, The
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Secret in Their Eyes, The
Secret of Kells, The
Secret Sunshine
Seven Days
Shutter Island
Social Network, The
Solitary Man
Somewhere
Soul Kitchen
Splice
Square, The
Summer Wars
Sweetgrass
Tamara Drewe
Tangled
Terribly Happy
Tiny Furniture
Town, The
Toy Story 3
Tron: Legacy
Trotsky, The
True Grit
Under the Mountain
Unstoppable
Valhalla Rising
Vengeance
Vincere
Waiting for ‘Superman’
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
When You’re Strange
White Material
Wild Grass
Winter’s Bone
Wolfman, The
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

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BEST PICTURE

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Black Swan

Enter the Void

Everyone Else

Four Lions

Greenberg

 

 

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Life During Wartime

Monsters

Mother

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

The Social Network

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Another Year, Blue Valentine, Dogtooth, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Fish Tank, Inception, Let Me In, A Prophet, Red Riding 1980, Secret Sunshine

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BEST DIRECTOR

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Darren Aronofsky for Black Swan

David Fincher for The Social Network

Bong Joon-ho for Mother

Gaspar Noe for Enter the Void

Edgar Wright for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Andrea Arnold for Fish Tank, Lee Chang-dong for Secret Sunshine, Gareth Edwards for Monsters, Yorgos Lanthimos for Dogtooth, Christopher Nolan for Inception, Matt Reeves for Let Me In

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BEST ACTOR

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Ronald Bronstein in Daddy Longlegs

Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network

Ryan Gosling in Blue Valentine

Joaquin Phoenix in I’m Still Here

Édgar Ramírez in Carlos

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Riz Ahmed in Four Lions, Jay Baruchel in The Trotsky, Patrick Fabian in The Last Exorcism, Colin Firth in The King’s Speech, James Franco in 127 Hours, Brian Geraghty in Easier with Practice, Tahar Rahim in A Prophet, Kodi Smit-McPhee in Let Me In, Ben Stiller in Greenberg

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BEST ACTRESS

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Kim Hye-ja in Mother

Jeon Do-yeon in Secret Sunshine

Birgit Minichmayr in Everyone Else

Natalie Portman in Black Swan

Michelle Williams in Blue Valentine

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Annette Benning in The Kids Are All Right, Katie Jarvis in Fish Tank, Nicole Kidman in Rabbit Hole, Jennifer Lawrence in Winter’s Bone, Giovanna Mezzogiorno in Vincere, Chloë Grace Moretz in Let Me In, Mia Wasikowska in Alice in Wonderland

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BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

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Vincent Cassel in Black Swan

Michael Fassbender in Fish Tank

Armie Hammer in The Social Network

John Hawkes in Winter’s Bone

Ben Mendelsohn in Animal Kingdom

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Niels Arestrup in A Prophet, Jim Broadbent in Another Year, Christian Bale in The Fighter, Sean Bean in Red Riding 1974, Andrew Garfield in The Social Network, Sean Harris in Red Riding 1980, Ciarán Hinds in Life During Wartime, Elias Koteas in Let Me In, Nigel Lindsay in Four Lions, Jeremy Renner in The Town, Mark Ruffalo in The Kids Are All Right, Geoffrey Rush in The King’s Speech, Michael Shannon in The Runaways

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BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

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Dale Dickey in Winter’s Bone

Greta Gerwig in Greenberg

Lesley Manville in Another Year

Chloë Grace Moretz in Kick-Ass

Olivia Williams in The Ghost Writer

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Jessica Barden in Tamara Drewe, Helena Bonham Carter in Alice in Wonderland, Helena Bonham Carter in The King’s Speech, Marion Cottilard in Inception, Emily Hampshire in The Trotsky, Gemma Jones in You’ll Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, Jemima Kirke in Tiny Furniture, Mila Kunis in Black Swan, Blake Lively in The Town, Charlotte Rampling in Life During Wartime, Ruth Sheen in Another Year, Jackie Weaver in Animal Kingdom, Ellen Wong in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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BEST SCREENPLAY

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Everyone Else by Maren Ade

Four Lions by Chris Morris

Greenberg by Noah Baumbach

Life During Wartime by Todd Solondz

The Social Network by Aaron Sorkin

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Another Year, Black Swan, Blue Valentine, Dogtooth, Mother, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Secret Sunshine, Toy Story 3

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BEST EDITING

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Black Swan

Inception

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

The Social Network

Toy Story 3

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Blue Valentine, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Kick-Ass, How to Train Your Dragon, Let Me In, Mother

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BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

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Black Swan

Enter the Void

Let Me In

The Social Network

Valhalla Rising

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: The American, Inception, Monsters, Mother, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Sweetgrass, True Grit, Winter’s Bone

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BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

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Alice in Wonderland by Danny Elfman

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The Ghost Writer by Alexandre Desplat

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How to Train Your Dragon by John Powell

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Let Me In by Michael Giacchino

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TRON: Legacy by Daft Punk

Listen

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And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists:

Babies by Bruno Coulais Listen

Dinner for Schmucks by Theodore Shapiro Listen

The Eclipse by Fionnuala Ni Chiosain Listen

Inception by Hans Zimmer Listen

The King’s Speech by Alexandre Desplat Listen

Monsters by Jon Hopkins Listen

Never Let Me Go by Rachel Portman Listen

Oceans by Bruno Coulais Listen

The Secret of Kells by Bruno Coulais Listen

The Social Network by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross Listen

Summer Wars by Akihiko Matsumoto Listen

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BEST ART DIRECTION/SET DESIGN

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Alice in Wonderland

Black Swan

The Ghost Writer

Inception

The King’s Speech

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Carlos, Dogtooth, Enter the Void, How to Train Your Dragon, Let Me In, Monsters, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Social Network, TRON: Legacy, True Grit, The Wolfman

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BEST SOUND

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Black Swan

Enter the Void

How to Train Your Dragon

Monsters

Valhalla Rising

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Inception, Lebanon, Let Me In, Mother, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Toy Story 3

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BEST FOREIGN FILM

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Dogtooth

Everyone Else

Mother

A Prophet

Secret Sunshine

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Ajami, Carlos, The Secret in Their Eyes

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BEST DOCUMENTARY

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Exit Through the Gift Shop

A Film Unfinished

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work

Restrepo

Sweetgrass

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Casino Jack and the United States of Money, Inside Job

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BEST ANIMATED FILM

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Despicable Me

How to Train Your Dragon

The Secret of Kells

Tangled

Toy Story 3

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: None

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BEST ORIGINAL SONG

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“Alice’s Theme” by Danny Elfman from Alice in Wonderland

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“Dear Laughing Doubters” by Sondre Lerche & Theodore Shapiro from Dinner with Schmucks

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“Life During Wartime” by Marc Shaiman & Todd Solondz from Life During Wartime

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“Garbage” by Beck from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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“Threshold” by Beck from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Listen

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists:

“Already Gone” by Mary Milne from The Trotsky Listen

“Black Sheep” by Metric from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Listen

“Eclipse (All Yours)” by Metric and Howard Shore from The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Listen

“Mother Knows Best” Alan Menken & Glenn Slater from Tangled Listen

“Photographs” by James Murphy & Al Doyle from Greenberg Listen

“The Unicorn Song” by The Neptunes from Despicable Me Listen

“We Are Sex Bob-Omb” by Beck from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Listen

“We Belong Together” by Randy Newman from Toy Story 3 Listen

“Welcome to Burlesque” by Charlie Midnight, John Patrick Shanley, Matthew Gerrard & Steve Lindsey from Burlesque Listen

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BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS

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Enter the Void

Inception

Monsters

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

TRON: Legacy

And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists: Alice in Wonderland, Black Swan, Let Me In [for that incredible car crash], Splice, Toy Story 3

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BEST SCENE

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The American:

The tragi-poetic conclusion: hit-man Clooney, dying from a gunshot wound, desperately drives to “the spot” to see his girl one more time, hitting the steering wheel in frustration because he knows how close he was to making a clean getaway.

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Another Year:

The final scene/shot: the camera circles around the guests at the dinner table of Tom and Gerri’s, finally coming to rest on Lesley Manville’s Mary, who’s suddenly feeling totally out of place with this family. In a moment of crushing realization, now knowing she doesn’t really belong there, she  lowers her head and the film fades out.

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Blue Valentine:

From happy beginnings to miserable endings: the crosscutting scene juxtaposing the couples’ wedding vows with the death throes of their relationship powerfully shows how they lived happily ever after once before.

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Daddy Longlegs:

Well-meaning but (hilariously) irresponsible Daddy administers sedatives to his kids so they won’t wake up while he pulls an all-nighter at work - but inadvertently knocks them out for days!

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Dogtooth:

Despite the best efforts of the bizarrely overprotective parents to keep outside influences away from their confined children, the elder daughter manages to get her hands on a video of Flashdance, and when the children put on a show for the parents, said daughter proceeds to regale them with a Jennifer Beals-inspired dance, which is both hilarious and oddly poignant.

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Enter the Void:

I enthusiastically posted a YouTube link to the psychedelic opening credit sequence of Enter the Void on my Facebook page on February 14, 2010 - long before Quentin Tarantino declared it “one of the greatest in cinema history”

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Enter the Void:

Do you want to know what a DMT trip is like? Click on the link and find out

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Fish Tank:

The farewell dance between the combative mother and daughter is deeply moving because there’s so much unspoken emotion going on under the surface of that pas de deux - it’s an act of contrition, an expression of forgiveness and, perhaps, a last goodbye.

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Four Lions:

 

After two bumbling would-be Islamic terrorists flunk out of their terrorist training camp in Pakistan, they try to redeem themselves by firing a rocket launcher at an American drone. As usual, things go terribly awry: the powerful recoil of the weapon propels the bumbler to the ground like a rag doll and the misdirected rocket blows up a terrorist camp (killing sheikh Osama Bin Laden we later learn!) instead of the drone. The bumblers then must run for their lives from a hail of bombs coming from the terrorist camp they just accidently blew up!

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Hachi: A Dog’s Tale:

I’m not ashamed to admit it: the scene where Joan Allen sees poor old Hachi still waiting for Gere to show up at the train station 10 years after the man’s death ripped my heart out and stomped on it until it turned to mush.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 1:

This is a very weak entry in the series, but it does contain one memorable scene: The Story of the Three Brothers - a self-contained segment, beautifully narrated by Emma Watson, which uses striking Lotte Reiniger-like silhouette animation to recount the tale of the deathly hollows.

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How to Train Your Dragon:

Hiccup touches Toothless: Not since Puff and Jackie Paper have a boy and his dragon bonded so memorably. If mortal enemies like a Viking and a fire-breathing dragon can befriend one another, maybe there’s hope for all of us in this crazy, mixed-up world of ours.

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Inception:

The really cool rotating, gravity-shifting hotel hallway fight.

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Kick-Ass:

Without Hit Girl Kick-Ass would kick significantly less ass: watch the pint-sized vigilante dispatch a gang of thugs with her lethal crime-fighting skills.

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Let Me In:

All Richard Jenkins wanted to do was procure some blood for his vampire, but even the best laid plans of vampire servants can go awry. Reeves said his inspiration for the botched murder/car crash scene was the bungled murder attempt on Grace Kelly in Dial M for Murder, and you can definitely see the influence of The Master in the way Reeves builds suspense here. I particularly like the way he insists on keeping the camera’s focus on Jenkins hiding in the backseat so that we see and hear everything from his perspective.

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Let Me In:

The killing of Elias Koteas: with the help of composer Michael Giacchino, whose creepy music builds relentlessly to an unbearably nerve-racking crescendo, Reeves pulls off another great suspense scene.

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Life During Wartime:

Pedophile Bill, recently released from prison, visits his son Billy at college to make sure he hasn’t turned out like him, and to say his goodbyes. Anyone who likes Happiness should find this scene powerfully moving.

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Monsters:

A flash of lightning illuminates a monster approaching the film’s hiding couple, Samantha and Andrew. Then something unexpected happens: instead of attacking the people the monster meets up with another of its kind, and they touch tentacles in some form of communication before going their separate ways (to battle the attacking human army) - similar to the way the human couple is separated by the army moments later. It’s a surprising, oddly moving moment which calls into question just who the “monsters” of the title really are.

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Red Riding 1980:

Paddy Considine’s “et tu, Brutus?” moment - “Not you, John”

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World:

Scott Pilgrim vs. a militant vegan: the bass guitar showdown.

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The Social Network:

Following the dazzlingly written and acted opening scene in which motor-mouthed Zuckerberg gets dumped (a scene which itself was a finalist), the intoxicated, vindictative nerdy little computer genius invents Facemash.com

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And the Noffscar goes to:

Finalists:

Four Lions: Too many to name - this is the funniest comedy in years.

The Ghost Writer: That final haunting shot of McGregor’s manuscript blowing down the street after he’s run down.

Inception: City folds back on itself

Machete: Machete, ever the improviser, disembowels a guy, pulls out his large intestine, runs down a hallway with it, jumps through a window, and uses the intestine like a rope to swing himself out of danger.

Mother: Protective Mom bludgeon’s a guy to death to prevent him from calling the cops on her beloved son. “You aren’t worth the dirt under my son’s fingernails!”

127 Hours: Franco’s camcorder monologue – “Oooops”

A Prophet: Killing someone in a prison cell with a razorblade can be a bloody, messy business.

The Social Network: Opening scene: Zuckerberg gets dumped

Sweetgrass: Frustrated sheepherder/cowboy cusses out the sheep when they won’t obey, then tearfully calls his mother.

Tangled: The “Mother Knows Best” number

The Town: Affleck channels Hitchcock: will Rebecca Hall notice Jeremy Renner’s tattoo?