Life got ya down? Are you consumed by existential angst? Has “the horror” of existence become unendurable? Fret not, my friend, for I have the solution to all your worries. Just watch this Droopy cartoon and all will be right with the world. It’s a NOFF guarantee. (But if it doesn’t work, then start drinking heavily.)

Then watch a defenseless dairy calf get his head bashed in. Make no mistake: such horrific savagery is the inevitable by-product of the dairy industry. But don’t worry about it. After all, you need a piece of cheese.

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